Why to wipe your ass correctly...

[Hawk]

I accidently got a finger full of gooey poop the other day. It was all up under my finger nail. It was pretty nasty.

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"Why you shouldn't bite your nails"

[Mrs Pantherfan]

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"Why you shouldn't bite your nails"

that is so flippin' disgusting..my boss does all but eat his damn fingers off..he'll walk up to my desk..stop to think..and start gnawing..it's so fuging gross...the men I work with are nasty to begin with...ugh

[Hawk]

I admit, I bite my nails, but at least I do it in private!

[Mrs Pantherfan]

true...

My dad told me when I was little that people that bite their nails have ugly hands...I never bit them

[Hawk]

I'm not ashamed to say, for a biter, I have great nails and hands!!!

[Mrs Pantherfan]

unfortunately, MrPF does sometimes too but you would never know it..

this is what my bosses hands look like

[Hawk]

ya, those are pretty gross!

[Kitten Diver]

nm

[Hairless Cat]

unfortunately, MrPF does sometimes too but you would never know it..

this is what my bosses hands look like

why do I think of this picture when I see that picture?

[PanthaSan]

No comment....

[Guest Irv]

when i don't wipe my ass correctly it itches.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

wash it every now and then

[Scrumtrilescent]

Don't you hate it when your but itches in the middle of a meeting and you try to slowly move side to side in your chair to itch....to no avail. Damn you hairy ass!!

[Mrs Pantherfan]

wax that ass!!!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071221202002AAPJNal

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If the itching is from inside it's probably intestinal worms. They are easy to get rid of, there are pills you can get from your local pharmacy which kill them. If this is the case, DON'T SCRATCH! The worms lay eggs, which end up around your butt and then can reinfect you if they get anywhere near your mouth (if you scratch, then open your bathroom door to wash your hands, then you will pick the eggs back up from the doorhandle on your way out!)