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Yankee Candle... For Men?

j2sgam

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Next years line up:

Hooker - Smells of Cheap perfume, Massengill douche, and sweat

Grill - Smells like Kingsford charcoal

Garage - Smells of Oil, Gojo, and carb cleaner

Wife went to her moms for the weekend - Smells of stale beer, bong water, and two day old pizza

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The YC website has a description of each one..... I was interested in the GameDay candle til I saw patchouli... Dirty fuggin hippies...

Hot sun. Cool breeze. And the intensely summery scent of freshly cut grass

The warm, unmistakable scent of freshly planed wood and sawdust evokes a sense of confidence and quality.

Game on! This combination of orange, patchouli, vetiver and leather is as exciting as game day.

Escape to the man cave with this masculine blend of spices, woods and musk
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Check these out, fug a YankeeCandle... Lots of different flavors including, but not limited to...

their version of the above candle, The Slab: Fresh off the frying pan and into our tins. This candle smells just like a delicious slab of fried bacon! Available in 8oz and 4oz tins.

Kegger:

Ahhhhhhh, the sweet smell of keg beer! Kinda takes ya back to those college days at those house or frat parties. It also reminds you of bellying up to your favorite bar. Warning: This candle will not help you get laid nor will it make women look more attractive. Objects will appear exactly as they are. Available in 8oz and 4oz tins.

Tailgate:

Don't forget to grab your beer, brat's and ball(s)! You can bring the tailgate party home with you in this beer, lpigskin, and turf scented candle. Perfect for football season or any time. Available in 8oz and 4oz tins.

for teh biscuit..Stripper's Mouth: Who needs fresh breath more than a stripper? Smells like sucking on a peppermint just before the lap dance. Available in 8oz and 4oz tins.

and Swimsuit Model: Fresh off the cover of the latest issue. We have canned the scent of freshly oiled swimsuit model, this may be as close as you ever get to having the real thing right in your own home! Available in 8oz and 4oz tins.

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