You are all invited to my tailgate

[ScrewU]

I will be putting on a massive tailgate out at the stadium.

All you guys are invited to come out and have all the beer and ribs you want.

Feel free to enjoy yourself and get pigged out.

We will shoot the breeze and laugh and chat.

Good times....

Then when you bastards get nice and tipsy, I will pull out my bag full of Stanley hammers and commence beating the crap out of you Cam loving retards.

I will not spare any of you.

And when I'm done, I will lay your dying bodies out in the shape of the mighty Dallas Cowboys star.

See ya there

[Kyle82]

I'd rather eat a salad

[Jase]

not nice.

[Zod]

Scott,

Stick to catering. Your smack is terrible.