Listening to Press Conference Questions is Cringeworthy

[rko396]

(Stands up all cocky & self satisfied)....

"Cam, why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways??"

....(looks around room nodding for a chuckle outta somebody)....

"Amiryte?"

[DecrypticShadow]

Agreed, the journalists ask questions that you know makes these guys want to walk out of the room.

So - let's twist it up - say you were in the presser and had the chance to ask Cam a question. What would it be?

Me: So, any new endorsement deals on the horizon?

Cam, with the 49ers front seven always attempting to create confusion on who is bringing the pass rush pressure, how confident are you that you will be able to successfully adjust to that throughout the game?

Cam, as a fan what all would be on your tailgate menu before an exciting game?

[TheRed]

Nothing new here unfortunately. Our local reporters would rather manufacture controversy like they are some kind of TMZ, instead of actually being real legitimate sports journalists. I haven't been able to watch a whole press conference in a while, it's just embarrassing.

[DecrypticShadow]

(Stands up all cocky & self satisfied)....

"Cam, why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways??"

....(looks around room nodding for a chuckle outta somebody)....

"Amiryte?"

 

That is about as good as the following... Lol

 

"Cam, why do you think pizzas are cooked in a circle, then cut into triangle pieces, and placed in a square box?"

[rko396]

That is about as good as the following... Lol

"Cam, why do you think pizzas are cooked in a circle, then cut into triangle pieces, and placed in a square box?"

Lol ya. I was trying to think of the worst jokes for those random 54 year old douche bag reports. I think we just brainstormed 2 of them.

And then something about airline food

[DecrypticShadow]

Lol ya. I was trying to think of the worst jokes for those random 54 year old douche bag reports. I think we just brainstormed 2 of them.

And then something about airline food

 

"Cam, when boarding the team airplane, do you listen to the safety instructions given before take off, or do you just throw on your BeatsByDre and begin nodding your head to 2 Chains?"

 

Hahahaha, we could go on all day like this if we are trying to figure out what the Charlotte reporters would ask...