As you know, the Muslim faith doesn't look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world."
You're suffering from Deadly Homophobia... I'm afraid the condition is in it's final stages. You don't have long to live. There's a giant phallic shaped tumor in your anus that's growing at an alarming rate. I'm sorry to say it's inoperable, and you're fuged for life.