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NFL Piece On Stadiums

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It still gets to me that when they actually "updated" the scoreboard and jumbotron a few years back, it was barely an improvement...barely noticed the difference.

catapult seating eject detonation systems should be attached for anyone who sits down at the kickoff and that includes handicap areas

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Screw escalators, let's just hire Sherpa's to carry everyone to their seats...

Seriously though, If you can't make it up the switchbacks to your seat then you are disabled and thus eligible to take the elevator...otherwise more walking and less eating solves the problem.

Pfft, suck my ass dude. Stadiums have escalators, it's common place.

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well for starters, this The TWO FOOT LONG HOTDOG!

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a section for fat people where we can lift them via crane and dump them in gravy.

and escalators for old people

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Less VIC card signage. Bigger screens.

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Waive that VIC card high in the air!!!

And take of your shirt!!!

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More fan look-alikes :lol:

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I swear Justin Bieber goes to every Panthers game.

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We also need to get some good half time shows.

F^ck Zumba and Trampoline Flyers.

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I just had a to good to happen idea pop in my head. In addition to the two current scoreboards showing lots of commercials and the occasional replay there should be 2 additional scoreboards showing a second game in real time. It could have playoff implications or be a tough division rival. The biggest problem with attending games right now is you feel isolated to the 27 acres at BofA. They need to take us all over the country seeing the best action. The highlights from other games are far to sporadic.

Are you really worried about the half time show? Go get a hotdog or use the bathroom.

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The in-stadium music is always dated and the "jumbo trons" are not HD or "jumbo".

Charlotte Motor Speedway has "jumbo trons". Gimme 2 of those......and some more cow-bell.

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How about letting me beat the crap out of opposing fans without getting my PSLs revoked?

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