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KendrickPanther

NFL Piece On Stadiums

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You guys are making way to much of this. Most fat people don't even fit in the seats but there are plenty of people late 40s-70s that would benefit.

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4) machine guns at entrance to take out douchebags in Steelers jerseys

Best idea yet... Maybe taser machine guns and then we can give the douchebags' tickets to the homeless and everyone would feel like it's justified

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It still gets to me that when they actually "updated" the scoreboard and jumbotron a few years back, it was barely an improvement...barely noticed the difference.

catapult seating eject detonation systems should be attached for anyone who sits down at the kickoff and that includes handicap areas

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Screw escalators, let's just hire Sherpa's to carry everyone to their seats...

Seriously though, If you can't make it up the switchbacks to your seat then you are disabled and thus eligible to take the elevator...otherwise more walking and less eating solves the problem.

Pfft, suck my ass dude. Stadiums have escalators, it's common place.

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well for starters, this The TWO FOOT LONG HOTDOG!

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a section for fat people where we can lift them via crane and dump them in gravy.

and escalators for old people

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Less VIC card signage. Bigger screens.

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Waive that VIC card high in the air!!!

And take of your shirt!!!

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More fan look-alikes :lol:

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I swear Justin Bieber goes to every Panthers game.

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