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When the talking heads after a game bring up officiating then you know it’s really really bad. They have their checks signed by companies who take every single marching order from the NFL and go out of their way to not criticize officiating. So when the post game guys talk about it you know it’s just egregious.

Sorry if you are offended by it. When I say retarded it has absolutely zero to do with anyone with any kind of mental or intellectual disability. I tell people they are retarded when they do something fuging retarded like really unexplainable stupid. In fact, intellectually disabled people can’t be retarded imo because they don’t have the capacity to understand something and do something stupid anyway. They just do what they do. So I’ll apologize again and say sorry if you’re offended but my meaning has nothing to do with anyone disabled. Regardless, I know I use the word cavalierly but I can’t help it I am an 80’s baby and I grew up with this word in my lexicon and it doesn’t just stop because society decided I can’t say it anymore. But it’s not out of malice I promise. But I’ll try to be better for your sake.

Don’t forget that Tugg Speedman thought Simple Jack was a good idea too.

Not a good look to have your boss walking like that after the most important performance of your career.

That’s a fair take

Brown gets a pass anyway because he’s been balling out all year.

1993, not 1994. It was a couple days after my 11th birthday if memory serves.

I’m honestly rooting for the Panthers because I cannot help it, no matter how much they have disappointed me my entire life. That being said, I can see the argument for fans not wanting to hear about their LOSING team making the playoffs, and that losing team getting beat by the 49ers or Seahawks by 40 points, while also losing draft position and possibly extending the shitty head coach and shitty QB because of a perceived milestone of development in getting a playoff berth. Again, I will continue to root for the Panthers and the thought of beating SF gives me a quarter chub so it’s all worth it, but I definitely see the argument there to be made.

We live in The People’s Republic of California thank you very much!

Are these all real stats because that is really bad. Bryce Young is so soft. At least Kerry Collins would go out on a limb with a hard r once in a while. Heyyo!

Only QB in the NFL that could walk through an airport and not have a single person know who he is or that he plays NFL QB.

I get that. But let’s not conflate the two. I can say Bryce Young is a garbage ass quarterback while simultaneously acknowledging he is also hampered by a garbage ass head coach. If I go into a cage fight right now with you as my trainer, people can say man I never stood a chance I am garbage while also acknowledging my shitty trainer DHP02 didn’t do me any favors. I don’t know if I’m articulating that properly but I hope you get what I’m saying.

Be nice and talk football poo not personal poo.

I don’t know if I’d enjoy the embarrassment that would happen against the Seahawks or 49ers in a playoff game. That also gets us several spots lower for the draft and a coach that can say he got us to the playoffs. I don’t know how I feel about that. Anything is possible in the playoffs and the thought of an 8-9 Carolina team somehow winning the Super Bowl and pissing off the world is VERY enticing to me so I am conflicted. I’m also a battered wife with this shitty team and can’t quit them no matter how much I try.

I told my wife if I die please have Bryce Young as a pallbearer so he can let me down one last time.

Bro, we don’t need to see eye to eye on everything and I come from a place of respect, but are we gonna trot out final stat lines like he didn’t get 150 of those yards when the game was over? He needs to have games where he has 50 passing yards EACH DRIVE, not 10, 7, 0, 0, 7, 8, 50, 70, 80.

It’s like the cherry-picked weird stats they throw up to try and make Bryce look good. “11 of his 14 wins have been game winning drives in the fourth quarter.” This subterfuge is trotted out like a sort of indicator of some indescribable moxy that Bryce has to get it done. It completely forgets that 14 wins in three years means an average of less than 5 wins per year. It also forgets that because BY is trash, even when we do win, we are behind at the end of the game mostly because of BY’s inability to be an actual NFL QB. Today solidified it for me. BY needs to get dropped. DC needs to get dropped. We need to tear the bandaid off and completely start over unfortunately, because we are 18 good starters, three coordinators, a head coach, and a new owner away from ever playing competitive football. I wish I didn’t love this team so much. I feel like a battered wife that can’t run away because I don’t know how to write a check or open a bank account.

Pat Mahomes throws a pick and the heads are like man Mahomes is falling off and find ways to critique him. BY finally throws a ball for the first time in 8 games that any Texas HS football QB makes every week and the heads are ready to praise him I just don’t understand why everyone likes this guy. They are all happy as hell he ain’t on their team but happy to praise his 25 passing yards from the studio.

It’s wild to me how all these talking heads constantly say how Bryce “answered some questions” or “played great down the stretch” like he isn’t the most incompetent QB in the NFL. I swear he must have dirt on everyone or something.

Nobody on planet earth hates Bryce more than me, this dude is just a complete fuging retard telling a pissed off mod that has had too much to drink to suck a dick. Here we are going to show everyone a lesson on the fug around and find out matrix.

Who the fug do you think you are talking to like that?

Two completely different games. If the field wasn’t slippery Bucky Irving would have gotten 700 yards today.

What a pathetic performance with playoffs on the line. Absolutely pathetic from every single player on the team. Anyone that has the fuging balls to cash their check isn’t a real fuging man, they are an embarrassment to their families. If I was a player on this team I would go full feudal Japan hari Kari and gut myself at the 50 yard line in an attempt to regain honor for my family. Edit: except Tet. He actually looks like an NFL player.

Bro, me and 10 buddies would play better than this offense. Thats not really saying much.

Again, the weather held TB. If it was a clear day, TB scores 40 points. Don’t kid yourself.