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It's a bummer I missed you while you were out here. I'm in Chi-town trying some of their local crafts. Trying to find a good sour.

Hello fellow beer aficionados. Just wanted to start a thread to say, "suck it." Ballast Point. Stone Brewery. Mother Earth. Belching Beaver. Green Flash. Barrel Harbor. Pizza Port. Bagby. Modern Times. Oceanside Aleworks. Ballast Point again. Karl Strauss. Ballast fuging Point. We may be in a historic drought, but god damn we brew some mighty fine beers. Great weather. Beautiful beaches. Hottest chicks. Why does anyone live anywhere else?

Belching beaver's peanut butter stout is wet dream status.

It's too bad I'm in Chicago at this moment or else I'd find you and buy you every good brew worth drinking.

The problem with living in San Diego is there's too many good breweries. #firstworldbeerproblems

SCP did you try the habanero sculpin? It'll make you have a boner that lasts over 4 hours.

Third word: fugyocouchsculpinrulesall (insert hashtag somewhere)

2 words. Ballast. Point.

There is no such thing as a good April Fools Day thread.

This thread is the precursor to Zod shutting this joint down.

It's... Well... Dear god, man, you can't be serious?

This thread is hitting me right in the tender feels

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think there are two kinds of people in this world, and those who are smart enough to know better. I'm kidding. I fully agree with your assessment.

Now it's hammock time for Person with a pre-made piña colada and some Fritos.

This reminds me, what ever happened to Zod's Codpiece? That guy deserves the key to the Huddle.

Meh.

Sounds like I missed a lot. I will never miss another we signed Michael Oher thread as long as I live.

The update is the bees knees.

What did I miss in this thread?

Where's that it's happening gif?

"Some guy who wears crocs and runs a site better than C.S.R."

Jinx?

I'm going to interpret this post as sarcasm.

I vote Montsta because ... West Coast.

What the fug. Dexterity is a chode.