electro's horse

Evero is getting paid millions to be the cake eater for fans who don’t understand a defense who’s best pass rusher is nic scourton isn’t going to get to the qb

I want you guys to take a moment, read this multiple times, and understand exactly what I’m saying /deep breath Id rather have Bryce than bo nix

If you go into the bathroom at night and say “big time throws” three times into the mirror, electro’s horse will appear and criticize your linens and tile choice.

Either cranky is just trolling us and he’s literally an artist or he has schizophrenia spectrum disorder and needs to go back on his clozaril.

Lmao they’re talking about me like I’m some ghoul “they one they call…..electros horse” /bar gets quiet

Collins is out for Houston that looked bad when he went down.

Theres a saying in marketing that every group needs a pervert who would think of things no one else would. Like the guy at Pizza Hut who was against the name Pzone because it sounded like a sex move and would creep everyone out with things he could think of. anyway evangelicals are really bad at this and if you talk to one there will be tons of “pause” moments they don’t catch. They’re basically all Tobias funke. anyway one of the beat writers asked earlier this season about Idzik taking over playcalling duties and Canales response was like “I care too much about him to use him in such a hard position” which was like I’m sorry? anyway they’re fuging

Moisturizes his hands

Stop engaging with cranky please

No one even pretends to expect first round qb production from bryce anymore. The goalpost has moved to him being better than an unknown free agent.

I think you’re right. Those two are probably worth three wins.

They don’t want to lose the guy in the booth telling bryce where to throw the ball.

If bryce was a completely different player….

I don’t “listen” to “podcasts”

Serious question: does anyone like Mike Kaye? Doesn’t really seem like he brings much to the table.