Dave Gettleman's Shorts

trade for a No. 1 WR to run bubble screens???

fitterer has Michael Jordan on speed dial

David tepper trying to find the source of all the issues every season

we could really need a player with Steve smith's attitude on the team rn wilks brought smash mouth and physical mentally last season, this team is just too soft now, we have: burns too worry about his contract and being taken out by TE's ickey's brain lapse penalty every week and getting beat by a 34 y/o safety Ian Thomas out there like Hellen Keller trying to catch a football Miles sanders dancing for 10 carries and 8 yards and then calling out fans for sucking Bryce fumbling issues

there's no "right way" with Tepper, the man been obsess with finding a franchise QB as soon as possible and throwing everything away for it because of his impatience

another thing our genius all star coaching staff is doing with our TE's is that whenever Thomas and Tremble are both in and hurst is out, 9 times out of 10, the play is a run up the gut im sure NFL defense doesn't catch on

long snappers on the other hand...

like firing half the lower level employees during the pandemic and raising prices for tickets and concession for fans

I wasn't a big fan of derrick brown earlier in his career especially after the grocery store worker comment but he's really improved to our best defensive player brown needs another partner to help him like how star and KK were together. was hoping Tuttle be that guy but he's been average so far

burns got outplayed by a 34 y/o Harrison smith

defense gave up 7 points and caused two int's frank your offense put up -1 points

spamming sam Franklin pick 6 fluff article from panthers.com incoming this week

Sanders: 10 yards on 8 carries (1.3 ypc) lmaoooooooo

10/15 for 75 passing yards lmaooo

frank reich would try calling a WR screen to kelvin Benjamin

eddy bailing out frank

gtfo frank

burns giving up on plays but wants bosa money

coaching staff doing everything they can to justify the sanders signing when chuba drove us down the field

THE Adam Thielen Revenge Game Get your tickets, folks

all of our running plays are a HB dive up the middle from shotgun while starting a raw 4th round rookie, a back up whose been here for only 3 weeks, and a full back. we have no run game that puts the offense into 3rd and longs which allows the defense to pin their ears back against an already struggling interior O-line

Bell's always been a solid safety in the league. Woods was playing well too before getting hurt

most pass rusher takes around 3 years of development until they begin to take the next step. DJ is already 24 and likely Evero wont be around in a year or two. Fitt saw all the pass rusher flying off the board in the late 2nd and early 3rd and panicked trade like he normal do.

who needs Hayden hurst/laviska/chuba when you can run qb read options with dalton

what was the purpose of ruling BY out last Wednesday after not practicing. tell the media, that BY is a game time decision even if he isn't playing. that way Seattle and Minnesota has to gameplan for both BY and dalton