Mr. Scot

He showed up for a couple of games early in the year but that's about it.

RIP Not if he actually is smart, he won't.

"I know I'm nowhere near as good an evaluator as Matt (Rhule) or Scott (Fitterer) and I'm not going to try to be." - David Tepper during Scott Fitterer's introductory press conference Wise statement if he sticks to it.

March 11th...

You're not a nice person

Miracle Whip is very different and a hundred times worse than mayonnaise. It was specifically invented for the purpose of helping people better understand what the word "disgusting" means.

Wrong. Miracle Whip.

Indeed...

Jared Cook is now on the market too (released by the Saints). For the record, Cook is two years older than Rudolph.

Per multiple sources, Washington has released former Panther Thomas Davis. He's expected to retire. Pretty sure most of us would like to see him retire as a Panther. Edit: Now confirmed that Davis will be signing a one day contract to retire a Panther.

Jerry Jones with a salary cap or without?

Using that logic, Daniel Snyder should be a great owner too. The ability to make loads of money doesn't equal football knowledge anymore than it means you know how to ride a horse or drive a tank. Yes, as the owner of the team he can make it his personal plaything if he wants to. That is, if he's okay with the product on the field being dog sh-t. If he actually wants it to be good, then he should hand it over to the people who know what they're doing.

Minshew to me is Jake Delhomme with more athleticism and a porn stache. And yes, that's an upgrade over Teddy Bridgewater (stache included).

Agreed, though Cronkite's effectiveness is somewhat minimalized by his being dead. (granted, that works against Murrow as well)

Then why did we try to trade for Matt Stafford?

Unless they trade for Watson...

Agreed. Murrow was way more accurate and better at reading defenses.

Not sure whether we're interested in Sam Donaldson or not, but if "in on every deal" applies here, we might talk about it.

You're referring back to David Newton's bold prediction as an "insider statement"? Yikes!

May you live in interesting times

The common discussion with that saying is whether it's meant to be a blessing or a curse. I'd say it's a valid question.

Last year's football guys included a PR guy who was mistakenly given a job as a football guy.

I was looking for a spleen pun but couldn't come up with a good one. Old Chinese saying: "May you live in interesting times."