Okay I have 4.5 days to pass a drug test

[PandaPancake]

Dude it's one for thing you to call me a "pothead" and an idiot, but for you to go as far as saying I'm fugging up my life and not providing for my family is some of the most FUGGED up poo I've ever read on here. I seriously pray for people like you, I'm sorry you are so uneducated, I'm sorry you have so much anger and negative opinions bottled up inside you.

Please stop responding and making yourself look like a bigger asshole than your already proved to be.

#stoptheignorance

 

This is almost too easy. 99% of people need a job to provide for their family and you're trying to cheat a drug test to get one. I think I'm right on this.

 

Praying for me and calling me uneducated in your comma splice heaven is great. I graduated from the Colorado School of Mines with a B.S. in Petroleum Engineering. Deflection is a decent tactic I guess but it still doesn't change the fact you're a failure at life. Your ignorance is astounding but then again you'll be praying for me. Now I realize what your problem is; asking for your problems to be solved by someone who doesn't exist is great for weak minded people who can't cope with their own existence.

[Guest Irv]

You're not going to pass a drug test in 4 days stop trying to fool yourself into believing you will  and using any of the other fake methods of passing is a one way track to being black listed by a ton of companies good luck getting employed after that happens. Also they fact that you're considering using your wifes piss has me rolling on the floor these clinics are not stupid but it seems like you are.

[8 0 5]

This is almost too easy. 99% of people need a job to provide for their family and you're trying to cheat a drug test to get one. I think I'm right on this.

Praying for me and calling me uneducated in your comma splice heaven is great. I graduated from the Colorado School of Mines with a B.S. in Petroleum Engineering. Deflection is a decent tactic I guess but it still doesn't change the fact you're a failure at life. Your ignorance is astounding but then again you'll be praying for me. Now I realize what your problem is; asking for your problems to be solved by someone who doesn't exist is great for weak minded people who can't cope with their own existence.

Do you think I'm unemployed or something haha???

I have a full time job and so does my wife, we have our own place in a beautiful and safe community. We have a precious baby girl that is absolutely spoiled already. I have tons of friends from high school and college that all live near by and we come together weekly on our days off to celebrate life and love with good food and good drinks.

To me, that is the perfect life, and I love it. I got a great offer right down the street and ill be working with one of my best friends. Me and my friends are all successful adults that have graduated, got decent jobs, and now are starting families. We all smoke weed and nobody out here has any problems with that. There will be a day when tests for weed don't exist and it's laughable that they don't already.

I'm not sure if you learned this in all your years attending school but there was this thing called "prohibition" for alcohol, and that is what is currently going on with marijuana which is a MILLION times safer.

So please, kindly fug off and proceed your ignorant, miserable life haha. PEACE!

[Guest Irv]

But im pretty stoned right now and i work and part own a headshop so wtf do i know im going back to play ps4

[sharkkiller]

You are so lost its not even funny haha.

First off, I am NOT going to be driving any cars. NONE. ZIP. ZILCH. NADA.

I will be SELLING cars, or possibly sitting shotgun on a TEST DRIVE.

Where the FUG did I say I'm going to be smoking right edited or at work? And being high the whole time during my job?

Do you even know what being high is like??? For someone like me, the high is mild and relaxing an not mind altering at all like alcohol. AND the effects last BARELY 30 minutes. THIRTY. FUGGING. MINUTES. Smoking weed is like smoking a cig for me, it takes the edge off and calms me down.

Just like someone who Ike's cigs, I smoke in the morning sometimes, once an hour or so before I go do something, and then at night, before bed.

How is the any different or more irresponsible than smoking a cig and having a beer or two before bed?

Seriously I had NO idea the ignorance was still this bad, if I knew that most of you were still so uneducated then I wouldn't have even wasted my time.

 

 

Did you forget how to read, or has the pot affected your reading comprehension?

 

I stated earlier that I used to smoke pot a lot. 

 

And you clearly stated that you planned on smoking right before you take the drug test, so is it a huge leap to think that you would be smoking at work? I think not. 

 

And I take it you have never worked in a car lot before? You will be required to drive, and quite often. 

 

You keep spouting off about ignorance, but you seem to have a problem accepting that someone can have a differing opinion than you. 

 

You think it is OK to smoke pot daily, and that it is no different than smoking a cigarette. HA, that is just funny.

 

You sound just like my alcoholic ex boss who justified drinking a pint of whiskey a day the exact same way. 

 

And what self respecting business person who is trying to buy a car is going to get in a car with you reaking of pot, and say....."Yep, that is who I am going to buy my car from."?

 

If it was me, I would get out of the car, and leave the lot without a second thought. But I guess that means I am an ignorant asshole who needs to "Get with the times" or whatever BS you want to spew out. 

 

Whatever, dude. It is your life, do what you want, but getting high every day is not good for you regardless of what you think you know. 

[Jangler]

lol at this thread, If anybody thinks it's about smoking weed, you are wrong. It's about lying and deception to get a job you knew you should even be trying to get.

 

I am doing the same, I need to take a drug test to get a job, but guess what I did? I stopped smoking almost 2 months ago to make sure I pass. 

[PandaPancake]

I'm not sure if you learned this in all your years attending school but there was this thing called "prohibition" for alcohol, and that is what is currently going on with marijuana which is a MILLION times safer.

 

 

Well it was tough after spending 6 years as a Marine but I adapted to college life well enough.

 

You still don't see what the issue is? You're starting to sound like a family member that is an alcoholic.

[8 0 5]

You're not going to pass a drug test in 4 days stop trying to fool yourself into believing you will and using any of the other fake methods of passing is a one way track to being black listed by a ton of companies good luck getting employed after that happens. Also they fact that you're considering using your wifes piss has me rolling on the floor these clinics are not stupid but it seems like you are.

Sigh...

My drug test is at a cheap little clinic in my town.

It's a simple 5 panel drug test down by some Mexican chick that doesn't give a FUG about her job.

There are multiple users in this thread that have passed a 5 panel drug trust using synthetic urine kits.

It's all about temperature, so if I can use clean piss and keep it above 90 degrees, I'm fugging FINE.

If I don't pass I simply take the voucher, and throw it in the trash. No black listing, no BS.

I'm actually pumped to pass this test and come back to share my story now.

[TheRed]

lol at this thread, If anybody thinks it's about smoking weed, you are wrong. It's about lying and deception to get a job you knew you should even be trying to get.

 

I am doing the same, I need to take a drug test to get a job, but guess what I did? I stopped smoking almost 2 months ago to make sure I pass. 

 

I think including weed in drug testing is a joke anyway, but that's for another debate.

 

I did the same thing. Unfortunately in this thread there seems to be more assumptions being made than anything.

[8 0 5]

Well it was tough after spending 6 years as a Marine but I adapted to college life well enough.

You still don't see what the issue is? You're starting to sound like a family member that is an alcoholic.

Okay your attitude and ignorance makes even more sense now that you told me you're a marine hahaha.

PLEASE explain to me how somebody that doesn't even drink and smokes weed a couple times a day sounds like one of your disgusting, addicted, alcoholic family members??

You are seriously just proving my point, alcohol is a DEADLY, ADDICTIVE, and DISGUSTING habit. But I'm sure you have no problem with drinking? Let me guess you're one of the idiots that thinks weed causes lung cancer haha??

[8 0 5]

lol at this thread, If anybody thinks it's about smoking weed, you are wrong. It's about lying and deception to get a job you knew you should even be trying to get.

I am doing the same, I need to take a drug test to get a job, but guess what I did? I stopped smoking almost 2 months ago to make sure I pass.

What would you do if you were currently working full time, and then out of the blue got an offer to work a way better job? But you had to take a piss test in 4 days?

[sharkkiller]

lol at this thread, If anybody thinks it's about smoking weed, you are wrong. It's about lying and deception to get a job you knew you should even be trying to get.

 

I am doing the same, I need to take a drug test to get a job, but guess what I did? I stopped smoking almost 2 months ago to make sure I pass. 

 

 

Exactly. Don't come to a public forum asking how to cheat on a drug test and not expect some fallout. 

 

For me it was not about the pot in and of itself, just about cheating to pass a drug test to get a job.

 

But his responses turned it into a pot arguement for me. 

[TheRed]

Do you guys realize how many people in the U.S. cheat drug tests?

[Jangler]

What would you do if you were currently working full time, and then out of the blue got an offer to work a way better job? But you had to take a piss test in 4 days?

 

IDK jobs don't fall outta the sky for me....I know I can't wait until I get the job tho...