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Husband creates 'sex starved' spreadsheet for every time he was denied

Dpantherman

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In four years I've been denied once and she asked if there was anything she could do. I asked her to juggle swords that were on fire while I watched Futurama. I was impressed that she only cut herself once

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is that a euphanism

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My wife showed me this last night and I told her how stupid it was...that made her fell good. Then I said...It's stupid because he went through all that work and stopped before it could have been awesome. I told her how he should have created pie charts, calculated to see if there were any correlations on dates or activities, and then examined the Sexcess of those dates. Mimic those activities to see if they were successful and then submitted the spreadsheet. 

 

 

I know right? There is so much information missing from this, could have been a gold mine for him later on if he had just put in a bit more work. 

 

I mean, at the bare minimum you need to be tracking her cycle in there somewhere, thats just basic poo.  Then you have to consider how and when you asked the question- cant just walk up to her while shes sitting on the couch, you've got to build up to it.  Talk to her a bit, get her in a good mood, cuddle up next to her on the couch, anything really. 

 

The study is basically set up for you- just need to change up the independent variable (how/ when you ask the question) and track the results on the dependent variable (sexy times).  Then randomize when you use the various approaches (ok today I'm giving her some chocolate and a neck massage), do a little statistical analysis with the other variables being recorded and voila.

 

I give him a 2/10.  Need much more thorough analysis before publication

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