Kelvin Benjamin through 1/4 of the Season

[PandaPancake]

Lookin like the next Calvin Johnson, except better. Dude is a baller.

You mean except more awesome. It's a proven fact that dreads add +5 to football skills

[Kuhndog94]

You mean except more awesome. It's a proven fact that dreads add +5 to football skills

So what does dreads + a throat beard do?

[PandaPancake]

So what does dreads + a throat beard do?

Neck beard is unproven as a performance enhancer

[Kuhndog94]

Neck beard is unproven as a performance enhancer

Andrew Luck rode his throat beard all the way to the playoffs.

[PandaPancake]

Andrew Luck rode his throat beard all the way to the playoffs.

It could. But it needs further study before it becomes law

[Kuhndog94]

It could. But it needs further study before it becomes law

Well let's do a study on these PETBs.

If we make it to the playoffs, we'll know why...