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11 Valentine’s Day Horror Stories


Jangler

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The hell? :blink:

 

 

3. The ADHD Love Triangle
One time a guy said “I love you” on Valentine’s Day and I replied, “Oh, so you waited until Valentine’s Day to tell me? How manipulative.” In my defense, we were walking out of a screening of In the Company of Men, and he said it after admitting that (a he hadn't broken up with his girlfriend and (b he couldn't hold my hand because "we'd get caught." So he said "I love you," then started to cry. Then he said, "I've never said 'I love you' to anyone before." Maybe it was the movie's influence, but I kept walking and called out, "Sorry, how many cards are you going to play tonight?” Still one of the most romantic nights of my life. I finally said “I love you, too” when he caught me stealing his Adderall.

 

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