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I can get you a seat that attaches to your toilet that will keep the seat warm, wash your bits, and blow dry them. Even lifts the seat as you approach and lowers it when you're done.

Let me know if you're interested and how much moolah you've got in the bank.

Features include:

* Auto-flush activated by sensors or the simple touch of a button

* Automatic open/close lid activated by sensors, or the remote control

* Hands-free, SoftClose seat/lid close smoothly without slamming

* Gentle, aerated warm water delivered by the wand

* Front and rear cleansing options

* Massage feature

* Warm-air drying with variable three-temperature setting

* Automatic air purifier

* Heated seat with temperature control

* Convenient wireless remote control with large LCD panel

* Easy-to-remove docking station for easy cleaning and installation

* Reinforced base plate for enhanced durability

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I can get you a seat that attaches to your toilet that will keep the seat warm, wash your bits, and blow dry them. Even lifts the seat as you approach and lowers it when you're done.

Let me know if you're interested and how much moolah you've got in the bank.

Features include:

* Auto-flush activated by sensors or the simple touch of a button

* Automatic open/close lid activated by sensors, or the remote control

* Hands-free, SoftClose seat/lid close smoothly without slamming

* Gentle, aerated warm water delivered by the wand

* Front and rear cleansing options

* Massage feature

* Warm-air drying with variable three-temperature setting

* Automatic air purifier

* Heated seat with temperature control

* Convenient wireless remote control with large LCD panel

* Easy-to-remove docking station for easy cleaning and installation

* Reinforced base plate for enhanced durability

This sounds like something worth marrying.

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