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Re: Dear Summer, I quit you


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Dear Johnny Rockets,

What have I done to deserve this? Do I not give you the opportunity to wear sleeveless shirts, bandanas, and headbands? What other season does it look appropriate to wear spray-on tanner? Shark Week? So pop back another pomegranate rasberry mich ultra and quit your bitchin'

Sincerely,

Summer

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Dear Johnny Rockets,

What have I done to deserve this? Do I not give you the opportunity to wear sleeveless shirts, bandanas, and headbands? What other season does it look appropriate to wear spray-on tanner? Shark Week? So pop back another pomegranate rasberry mich ultra and quit your bitchin'

Sincerely,

Summer

Summer,

Please stop harassing me. I am sorry but it is over between us and you will have to accept it. I am taking my sleeveless shirts, foo foo beer, and awesome headbands and moving on to September now. The only way I might reconsider is if you pay to have an in ground pool installed in my backyard.

Best Wishes,

J Rock

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