Home Depot Death Match

[Scrumtrilescent]

Can't it be lowe's? I like Kobalt tools better.

Lifetime warranty, bitches.

I am doing some drywall work and "had" to buy a new drywall saw...that poo looks like it came out of a 70s slasher movie. Awe. Some.

#2: A Gatorade, cuz killing you is sweaty business.

#3: The rental truck so I can drive over your corpses as I leave.

[Carolina Mike]

Green paint

Brown paint

Black paint

Paint myself camouflage so no one would see me. When the last guy is standing, I sneak up behind him ninja style and break his neck.

Would Orange paint not work better to be camouflaged in a Home Depot? It seems like anytime I go there I can never find them in those orange vests walking around.

[sunbunny]

You people scare me.

[Hawk]

Would Orange paint not work better to be camouflaged in a Home Depot? It seems like anytime I go there I can never find them in those orange vests walking around.

really? at my home depot they are all about 500 pounds so they are impossible to miss....or walk around in the aisle!!!

[Carolina Mike]

really? at my home depot they are all about 500 pounds so they are impossible to miss....or walk around in the aisle!!!

That must be a Home Depot Plus.

I stand in an aisle and yell "I'm going to Lowe's if I don't get some help up in here." :incazzato:

[Carolina Husker]

Plastic rubber tubing, gasoline, a hacksaw, cuffs, section of razor wire, special gloves to help me handle the wire, a hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts.

[pstall]

air pressure nail guns as a back up. there are enough chemicals in that joint to bring a small town to it's collective knees.

use the forklift to escape after you have dumped your chems and fought off any stragglers with nail guns

[TarPanther9180]

I'll admit, I have a class for that but only used when I play objective games where I have to cover the whole map with pace.

On another note, Marathon Lightweight Commando would be fun in a Home Depot deathmatch.

On Hardcore Team Deathmatch, I use that setup all the time.

[Scrumtrilescent]

air pressure nail guns as a back up. there are enough chemicals in that joint to bring a small town to it's collective knees.

use the forklift to escape after you have dumped your chems and fought off any stragglers with nail guns

If you know of a Paslode that comes with those awesome black tipped nails already included in the kit, lemme know.

Srsly. That's what I want for my birthday.

[g5jamz]

Backpack sprayer from gardening

Turpentine from paint area

Butane lighter from grill area

[Skew]

Backpack sprayer from gardening

Turpentine from paint area

Butane lighter from grill area

That would make it easy for someone to blow you up. It's also the reason the army doesn't use them today.

[g5jamz]

That would make it easy for someone to blow you up. It's also the reason the army doesn't use them today.

Maybe...but who's gonna be the first to try. I have adjustable stream.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

It would creep into the nozzle anyways, and you'd blow yourself up...

[Hawk]

screw it...I'm going the quick way....give me a lighter and a chunk of string.

I'm using the string as a fuse, which I will light with the lighter in the chemical section and walking out the front door before it blows up!