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Home Depot Death Match


Jbro

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This is directly stolen from another site...the Rogan Board, so I must give props to forum member 244335 for creating the thread.

So you are chosen to compete against 9 other people. All ten of you are locked in a standard Home Depot, that is dark except the emergency lights above the exits. The goal is to kill one another to become the last man standing, last person alive gets to leave. You are allowed to choose 3 pieces of equipment to aid you. Anything with a bar-code counts as one piece of equipment, for example, if you choose a nail gun, then a container of nails will be needed, so that would equal two pieces of equipment. If the equipment needs something to operate, like gas or batteries, the second thing will count as an item. You can use only the equipment you choose, no scalping from dead guys. What three weapons would you choose, and what would be your strategy?

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Im thinkin some roofing tar, a generator and some gasoline. The roofing tar will be spread around to slow progress through the ginormous puddle that I created by disconnecting the water lines from the toilets and the water fountain in the back. The generator leads will be placed in the water and BAM! It is the end of Return of the Living Dead 2, but for reals. Of course, if someone manages to escape my fiendish plan then I can douse them with gas and light their ass on fire. Im a smoker so I carry a lighter. And if Im out of gas, then I will drop the generator on the last contestant's head. See, Im up in the shelves so I dont get caught in the initial electrocution.

Woohoo, I win..1 to nothin!!!

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