Sex toy drive-thru

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Oh, I don't get replaced. My girlfriend gives me all I want and more...she complains when she has to resort to her toys when she can't get any.

So, without being specific and naming names, one party in your relationship is sexually fulfilled while the other is forced to turn to inanimate objects to be truly satisfied...

LOL

[Zcustom]

Women don't want the good guys. They see them as door mats. Women want a guy that's a "challenge" so they can fight all the time and rave on and on about the drama and how men are the problem.

If men have been srsly disappointing lately, then maybe you should re-examine what you find attractive about these men to begin with, because that is most likely the root of the problem.

Ahh yes, the "project"

he just needs a little work and he'll be good enough. :frown2:

As someone who has always been responsible, girls don't like that shiat. I got WAY more dates when I told girls I was jobless and a starving musician.

[TarPanther9180]

So, without being specific and naming names, one party in your relationship is sexually fulfilled while the other is forced to turn to inanimate objects to be truly satisfied...

LOL

Without going into all the details, we do not see each other very often. We don't live together, both work full time, she is a girl scout leader, I coach football/basketball, put our own kids above everything else, and we are not up each other's ass.

We are both fulfilled, but due to scheduling conflicts, there are times when we both would want it, but it's not because one is not fulfilling the other

[Hawk]

Much better +rep. But, sadly every girl can't afford one.

what a great idea for a charity....I mean...the poor need release too, no?

[boo7382]

Women don't want the good guys. They see them as door mats. Women want a guy that's a "challenge" so they can fight all the time and rave on and on about the drama and how men are the problem.

If men have been srsly disappointing lately, then maybe you should re-examine what you find attractive about these men to begin with, because that is most likely the root of the problem.

well thats the problem. none of them are appealing, i find nothing attractive about them.

[boo7382]

Ahh yes, the "project"

he just needs a little work and he'll be good enough. :frown2:

As someone who has always been responsible, girls don't like that shiat. I got WAY more dates when I told girls I was jobless and a starving musician.

Maybe this is my problem. I am more attracted to men who actually have something going for them instead of guys who are barely surviving b.c they cant get their poo together.

Guess I should just start going for jobless goodfornothings

[Panthro]

Sorry but I am already taken

[Porn Shop Clerk]

How long does it take a woman to have an orgasm?

Who cares.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

well thats the problem. none of them are appealing, i find nothing attractive about them.

Have you tried dating women?

[boo7382]

Have you tried dating women?

HA

that would never work for me. I like guys too much.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Not from what you've revealed in this thread. :\

[TarPanther9180]

Maybe we should do a "Find Boo A Man" thread?

[The Saltman]

Maybe we should do a "Find Boo A Man" thread?

You start it. Make sure to include an oven and a microwave gif in your initial post.

[boo7382]

Maybe we should do a "Find Boo A Man" thread?

Please no. If you had anything to do with it, I would end up with a guy who can only say things like make me a sandwich. I need more variety than that.