tarantulas

[cptx]

i have found at least 4 living around my house. the interwebs tells me that they eat scorpions so, um, go spiders! my wife is tired of getting stung by scorpions.

i might try to catch one for a pet.

[mmmbeans]

do you live indoors?

[Darth Biscuit]

Seriously where the hell do you live?

[cptx]

deep in the heart o texas lol. in a house, too. i knew the scorpions were bad out by the lake when we bought this place, ive tried everything to get rid of em. nothing like hearing yer wife scream OMG IT GOT ME and knowing exactly what shes yellin about lol.

[LifeisaGarden]

wtf, you need to move!

[Darth Biscuit]

Yeah, uh... spiders and scorpions... I'd be moving. Not my favorite critters. I worked at a camp as a counselor in western GA when I was in college, and there were wood scorpions in the cabins... those little fugers would get everywhere, drove me nuts.

[mmmbeans]

can i recommend a UV light and a hammer?

or get some cats.

a spider in a box is not a pet, it's just a spider in a box.

[cptx]

yeah, moving is not an option. even with the black widow living in our mailbox lol,

just gotta be aware. last time my wife got stung she was poking her bare foot under the bed looking for the remote. i wear house shoes lol. gotta shake yer shorts out too... i had a pair o shorts on the side of the tub for when i was done showering, got out of shower, put on shorts, look in mirror and see scorpion crawling up my thigh.. bitch mode kicked in. im pretty sure i screamed. didnt get stung tho.

[cptx]

can i recommend a UV light and a hammer?

or get some cats.

a spider in a box is not a pet, it's just a spider in a box.

been stocking up on cats

[mmmbeans]

you could install blacklights all through your house too.

with all the cats and you wearing shorts and "house shoes" and screaming like a girl, you might have the makings of an epic party.

win/win.

[cptx]

i should prolly film that

[Delhommey]

Move down here. Worst problem I have is hipsters invading the neighborhood.

[cptx]

id rather have scorpions

[Darth Biscuit]

Dude seriously I would freak the hell out. The black widows can be gotten rid of, we have those here, sometimes in the garage... I don't know how to get rid of scorpions and tarantulas.