Scoring Average

[Mother Grabber]

We have currently scored 164 total points over 13 games, for a 12.6ppg average. We passed 160 total points today, so we will be over 10ppg for the season. Fox has had a few <20ppg seasons with us, but this is a new level of ineptitude. If we finish <13ppg, he should personally buy each season ticket holder an entire pie and have it delivered on a pair of DDs.

[Phil Dees]

If we scored TWICE what we have, we still wouldn't be outscoring our opponents.