mccjeff

Been here a while but rarely post and most of them are smartazz. Mostly lurk just so I can sound informed while hanging out drinking beer in my neighbors garage. Amusingly a Huddle level of knowledge kind of makes you a subject matter expert. Thanks for that.

I harken back to the glory days of Panthers fandom. You know what I’m talking about. Was there anything better than watching Brad Hoover catch one of his 6 TD receptions or any of his 145 receptions for 1,046 yards and the whole stadium bellowing “HOOOOOOOOOVER!!!”? Or when Mushin Muhammad had an 85 yard Super Bowl TD and roaring “MOOOOOOOSE!!!”? I think our “recent“ lack of success can be directly attributed to a lack of an “OOOOOOO” player to route for. That is why it is time to once again present my 2026 NFL All “Oooooooo” Draft presented by Hoover Vacuum Cleaners. If you’re going to suck make sure you have a Hoover. No trades and I used PFSN simulator. 19-Omar Cooooooper Jr - WR Indiana 51-Treydon Stoooookes - CB Arizona 83-Drooooo Shelton - OT Penn State 119-Chris McClellan - DT Missouri 158- Drooooo Allar - QB Penn State 159-Anez Cooooooper - OG Miami (FL) 200-Pat Cooooooogan - OC Indiana UFA-Cole Winoooooooski - S Texas Tech UFA-Drooooo Watts - LB Memphis I think I addressed most of our needs but I was not reaching for positions. I was just following my “oooooooo” board and taking the best name available. I know I double downed on Cooooooooper and triple dipped on Droooooooo but that just how the draft fell to me. I didn’t try to manufacture a nickname but I did take an outlier in Chis McClellan for personal reasons. I hope you enjoy. So this is how stupid these mock drafts are. I got a B- as an overall score. Literally picking players based off of names with an u: sound.

Hope your daughter gets her act together and your new additions to your home bring you nothing but joy. Good luck and make the best of it while you have the opportunity.

I wonder how many mocks you would have tho piece together to get the first round 100%? Take 1 from, we’ll all of them, and then 2 from whoever gets it both right and then 3 from another if needed etc. May not be able to with some of the more unusual picks not to mention trades

Short answer: No! Long answer: Noooooooooooooooo!

Maybe where you live it is

You should replace that 7(240) LB Michael Barrett with starting CB Mike Jackson

English Sunday roast with Yorkshire pudding and all the trimmings with an Adnams Ghost Ship pale ale at the Duke of Wellington in Bourton-on-the-Water, Cheltenham.

He’s got that dawg in him

I like your roster building style.

Not a clue and I’m loving it.

My favorite is the “All ooooooooo” post. Only draft players like the immortal Brad Hoooooooooover. Or Mooooooooose! We need more of those guys.

This is from cat scratchreader.com https://www.derp/2025/3/31/24395163/ultimate-trade-down-mock-draft Essentially they take every trade down offer for the whole draft. Only selected players when no trade offers were forthcoming. Outcome is as follows. 60 Harold Fannin TE Bowling Green 74 Andrew Mukuba S Texas 87 Isaiah Bond WR Texas 102 Jalen Royals WR Utah State 109 Anthony Belton OT NC State 111 Joshua Farmer DT Florida State 114 Billy Bowman S Oklahoma 119 Ozzy Trapillo OT Boston College 131 Danny Stutsman LB Oklahoma 134 Demetrius Knight Jr LB South Carolina 153 Fadil Diggs Edge Syracuse 158 Jamaree Caldwell DT Oregon 163 Jonah Monheim OC USC 165 Brashard Smith RB SMU 168 Tyler Shough QB Louisville 169 Elijah Roberts DT SMU 170 Sebastian Castro S Iowa 177 Jake Majors OC Texas 179 Jah Joyner Edge Minnesota 181 Que Robinson Edge Alabama 182 Mitchell Evans TE Notre Dame 185 Simeon Barrow DT Miami (FL) 192 Ricky White WR UNLV 199 Jaydon Blue RB Texas 200 Upton Stout CB Western Kentucky 2026 2nd Round - CHI, HOU, NO 2026 3rd Round - CIN, DET, DET, HOU, PIT, SEA TLDR: To long to explain without reading

Congrats this is the best plausible mock I’ve seen this year!

Congrats on being the worst mock I’ve seen so far this year!