First, Last and Only Mock: Wrong answers edition

[mccjeff]

I harken back to the glory days of Panthers fandom. You know what I’m talking about. Was there anything better than watching Brad Hoover catch one of his 6 TD receptions or any of his 145 receptions for 1,046 yards and the whole stadium bellowing “HOOOOOOOOOVER!!!”? Or when Mushin Muhammad had an 85 yard Super Bowl TD and roaring “MOOOOOOOSE!!!”? I think our “recent“ lack of success can be directly attributed to a lack of an “OOOOOOO” player to route for. That is why it is time to once again present my 2026 NFL All “Oooooooo” Draft presented by Hoover Vacuum Cleaners. If you’re going to suck make sure you have a Hoover. No trades and I used PFSN simulator.

 

19-Omar Cooooooper Jr - WR Indiana

51-Treydon Stoooookes - CB Arizona

83-Drooooo Shelton - OT Penn State

119-Chris McClellan - DT Missouri

158- Drooooo Allar - QB Penn State

159-Anez Cooooooper - OG Miami (FL)

200-Pat Cooooooogan - OC Indiana

UFA-Cole Winoooooooski - S Texas Tech

UFA-Drooooo Watts - LB Memphis

 

I think I addressed most of our needs but I was not reaching for positions. I was just following my “oooooooo” board and taking the best name available. I know I double downed on Cooooooooper and triple dipped on Droooooooo but that just how the draft fell to me. I didn’t try to manufacture a nickname but I did take an outlier in Chis McClellan for personal reasons. I hope you enjoy.

 

So this is how stupid these mock drafts are. I got a B- as an overall score. Literally picking players based off of names with an u: sound. 

[SmokinwithWilly]

Seems like a more reasoned method of selecting players than any Fitts ever used. 

[Swaggasaurus]

I’ve seen worse. Big Anez Cooper fan, LB can catch him asleep on delayed blitz and go untouched. He wins when he knows his assignment tho. Could see him being a 10 yr starter.

[Basbear]

Great job and always a fan of your posts!