The Mailman has a package for you

[Jangler]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/12/14/ap/strange/main7149118.shtml

A Wisconsin postal carrier says he simply wanted to cheer up a woman on his mail rounds who seemed "stressed out." But, upon further review, the postal worker says delivering the mail in the nude probably wasn't such a good idea.

A police report says the 52-year-old man told the woman he would deliver the mail to her office in Whitefish Bay completely naked to make her laugh. He says the woman dared him to do it, so he took the dare Dec. 4 and brought the mail wearing only a smile.

The mail carrier was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior several days later at the North Shore Post Office. The Journal Sentinel says the man admitted delivering the mail naked was a stupid thing to do.

[dimbee]

Look, I admitted I shouldn't have done it... why must you rub my nose in it?

[jasonluckydog]

That's illegal!?

[Guest Jacob3-89]

what

[Guest Jacob3-89]

the

[Guest Jacob3-89]

fug

[sunbunny]

I think I'll dare our UPS guy to deliver naked.

[charlotte49er]

It's better than showing up with an Uzi! :yesnod:

[LifeisaGarden]

How stupid, she dared him to do it.

[Hairless Cat]

ups wft

[The Saltman]

i never get sick of that picture

[Hairless Cat]

i never get sick of that picture

nice fantasy isnt it?

[The Saltman]

UPS would be a lot richer if that shiit was true.

[CatsMeow]

I just think that whole story is hysterical. The penis is a very funny-looking thing--what makes these flasher guys think that anyone wants to see them waving their flags all over the place? And the thing is, it's never hot guys who would do something like that.