stuff your kids say...

[Zod]

Last week while sitting outside brixx pizza. Sitting there with my twin 8 year old boys. A girl walked past in a yellow tank top and huge boobs. They both went "woah". We slapped high fives and I gave them a sip of my beer.

good times, good times.

[Brokenbad]

My 5 year old daughter managed to find our "Position of the Day" book.

She walked into the living room with it in her hands and she was grinning really big.

She said "This book, is DEFINATELY inappropriate!"

[Guest MaskedMilitant]

ha! boys are drawn to beer. mine have been known to snag one if i set it down.

[Brokenbad]

My five year old also has a bad habit of not wearing her seatbelt.

We were driving by a police academy station and my wife says "Great, now we are riding by a police training station, they are going to get you!"

My daughter says "They are just in training, what are they gonna do?"

[Guest MaskedMilitant]

My 5 year old daughter managed to find our "Position of the Day" book.

She walked into the living room with it in her hands and she was grinning really big.

She said "This book, is DEFINATELY inappropriate!"

oh wow hahahaha

[TruCatzFan]

Last week while sitting outside brixx pizza. Sitting there with my twin 8 year old boys. A girl walked past in a yellow tank top and huge boobs. They both went "woah". We slapped high fives and I gave them a sip of my beer.

good times, good times.

That's awesome!!

Cardiac cat had a pretty good one too. Swag to you both for making me lol

My little boy trips me the fug out with his facial expressions, noises, and laughs... I can only imagine what it will be like when he starts talking!

I was so scared about becoming a parent, but it's the single most rewarding thing about my life! I feel truely blessed to have a healthy little boy to carry on the family name...

[TruCatzFan]

My five year old also has a bad habit of not wearing her seatbelt.

We were driving by a police academy station and my wife says "Great, now we are riding by a police training station, they are going to get you!"

My daughter says "They are just in training, what are they gonna do?"

She's gonna be TROUBLE!! She's too smart for her own good!

[LifeisaGarden]

Mine yelled at me this morning "What's the use of buying my OWN pool if I cant swim whenever I want to!? And another thing, I should be able to make my OWN pool rules!!!!!"

This got her restricted from the pool for the rest of the day and possibly tomorrow too if her attitude doesn't change.

She's mad at me & Dan because we added more chores to her routine since she's out of school for the summer. She said, "I'm SUPPOSED to be on vacation!"

[TruCatzFan]

Mine yelled at me this morning "What's the use of buying my OWN pool if I cant swim whenever I want to!? And another thing, I should be able to make my OWN pool rules!!!!!"

This got her restricted from the pool for the rest of the day and possibly tomorrow too if her attitude doesn't change.

She's mad at me & Dan because we added more chores to her routine since she's out of school for the summer. She said, "I'm SUPPOSED to be on vacation!"

If you look at it from her perspective she's completely correct... However, you can't let her talk to you that way. This would be a great time to talk to her about responsibility... You know the old... The older u get, the more u get... Let her know u depend on her. It will make her feel special and you'll get what u want... Not that u need any tips. I'm sure you're a fine parent. Sometimes it's easier when u get outside advice. Please don't be offended, as that is not my aim.

[LifeisaGarden]

If you look at it from her perspective she's completely correct... However, you can't let her talk to you that way. This would be a great time to talk to her about responsibility... You know the old... The older u get, the more u get... Let her know u depend on her. It will make her feel special and you'll get what u want... Not that u need any tips. I'm sure you're a fine parent. Sometimes it's easier when u get outside advice. Please don't be offended, as that is not my aim.

No offense taken. :)

[TruCatzFan]

No offense taken. :)

I love your signature quote by the way... I need to put something in mine, but it has to be just right... I'll get around to it

[Kettle]

Ten weeks today and I swear she is telling me she is hungry. Uuuuhhn gee! Over and over and over...

Mom can't get back from the store soon enough.

[Cat]

My 4 year old son and I were on some dating web site under my brother's account picking out chicks we approved of and saving them to his favorites. that was over 3 months ago. Just the other day we were at Firebirds waiting to be seated and he randomly says, "hey mom, what happened to all those girls we ordered uncle c?"

So funny. Right now we are having a conversation about sarcasm.

[PanthaSan]

My 5 yo to my 23 yo: We have a lot of brothers and sisters. My friend has only one brother. Why?

My 23 yo to my 5 yo: It's because Dad is a slut.

5 yo: What's that?

23 yo: It's a bad girl who gets in trouble.

5 yo (loudly): Mom, Samantha is a slut.

(Samantha is our neighbors 5 yo that likes to throw rocks and stuff in their pool and is always in trouble)

True story, just happened last week.