hey salty

[Darth Biscuit]

Did someone say teets???

[Jangler]

ya hotels have points systems, wtf you in 1982 canada or something?

doors slamming is for safety reasons. they make it so that doors close automatically so some guy doesnt just try to run into a room and rape your daughters.

where in the hell are you staying? motel 8?

Then what are the hidden cameras for?

[Camdemonium]

I used to work at a hotel and after a prom one night this mom was frantically calling because she thought her daughter was there. Legally couldn't tell her if she was and if she thought she was in danger to call the cops and I'd be happy to give them access to our guests and blah blah blah.

5 mins later, young girl is seen leaving hotel in prom dress with two guys, one of them carrying a camera and a tripod.

I love it when a girl does her first porno.

[jasonluckydog]

I work in the bizz and the #1 complaint we have is you, please leave us alone and dont call the front desk every 10 minutes because you have no friends or family and you want us to fill that void.

[Camdemonium]

Porno bizz, hotel bizz, or worried mom bizz?