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[ThaJackal]

you ever pulled on one of your buddies or your buddies pulled on you.

Watching Jackass 2 (the Terrorist skit), and I thought about some of the poo that I had pulled on some of my friends.

I remember being at the bar several years ago, 3 sheets to the wind (about 5 of us), and my friend takes off to the bathroom and leaves his beer at the table, so I get the bright idea to take the lighter that I had and heat up the rim of the beer bottle. The look on his face when he took a drink after coming back was fukin priceless. Good times.

[Chimera]

At one of my very first jobs, I had a supervisor who really loved the ladies. He'd be oblivious to everything around him while talking. One day, I decided to tie his shoelaces together while he was spitting some game.

He's probably the only person who's ever fallen from the old tied shoelaces trick, but he fell flat on his face. I guess he couldn't get his arms up in time to break the fall - needed stitches in his chin.

Birthdays in Iraq - I can't remember them all, but two stick out most in my mind.

#1 - The setup was that a couple of guys would get on the roof with a bucket of dirty mop water. I'd start yelling at the birthday boy to get outside, like he'd messed up and was about to be doing some intense PT. At the opportune time, I'd cough and that was the cue to dump the bucket - in front of wherever I was standing.

My CO happened to walk over and was looking around our area. I couldn't pass the opportunity up. I got right beside him and started coughing hysterically. Unfortunately, he jumped back from my coughing and the water missed. But had it worked - it would've been ugly for all of us, but well worth it.

#2 - Getting ready to go into Baghdad to wall off parts of the city on a guy's 21st birthday. The plan was to just grab him and flip him upside down into the dirt and pour water on him. But someone broke open chemlight sticks (those glow sticks you get at county fairs, but designed to last 12+ hours) and poured the juice from like 50 of them all over him. Later that night, there he was, walking around a residential area in Baghdad, glowing like a radioactive retard.