Help from the soccer fans on here

[Proudiddy]

Interview the coaches and players. Tell them how excited you are to cover the game. Tell the players to look out for their names in the paper as well.

Then, when you write it, make the whole piece about how this is Amurrrica and we don't care about soccer and that it's mainly popular with Euro trash. Make sure to be completely politically incorrect. Include all of the players' names and then add "are among the many wasting their time when they should be in a kitchen, learning how to make perfect sandwiches." The parents and kids love that stuff!

Or you can do what the others have suggested.

[Hawk]

profile a couple of players, that will eat up a chunk of space and add the human element

add lots of pictures of the girls, this will get sickos like grits to read it

[FurdTurgason]

The Manual girls couldn't score Wednesday, much like the Seattle Seahawks on Sundays or the occasional Monday.

[Hawk]

its all about timing...and yes, I know...it's just preseason...but still

Seahawks - 122 for, 44 against....both lead the league

Panthers - 69 for, 72 against

[FurdTurgason]

its all about timing...and yes, I know...it's just preseason...but still

Seahawks - 122 for, 44 against....both lead the league

Panthers - 69 for, 72 against

When does their Preseason Champion video and commemorative t-shirt come out?

[Hawk]

tomorrow...can't wait!!! you want me to order you a set?

[FurdTurgason]

tomorrow...can't wait!!! you want me to order you a set?

A nice set of Canadian tittays, please.

[Hawk]

lol...those are always available!!!

[Ivan The Awesome]

Is that Amanda Crew in your avatar?

No. Her name is Lisa K.

[Miaoww]

The Brits are the masters.

This answer works for everything.

And I'd help you, but I'm not using my Journalism degree so neither are you!

[GAme]

It's best to come up with nicknames for the players. Then list the ones that could turn into sluts one day.

[FurdTurgason]

Damn thing was rained out. Oh well.