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Daryl Morey's (Rockets GM) Most Moronic Answers To His Interview Questions


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If you are feeling down and need a laugh, check this out...

 

Daryl Morey, the general manager of the Rockets; tweeted some of the most "moronic" answers that he's ever heard in response to his questions during draft interviews...

 

Some of these are just downright pathetic... if anything, they reveal how flawed our educational system is, lol.

 

Daryl Morey ‏@dmorey

Best draft interview answers ever part 1: player, can you pass a drug test? [grabs table] TODAY?!?

 

Daryl Morey ‏@dmorey

More best answers: "who is your agent?" I don't have an agent. "Who is advising you?" [gives name] "Who is that?" My agent.

 

Daryl Morey ‏@dmorey

Best answers: "When did U know there might be an issue?" I was carrying [stolen item] 4someone else-knew something up when we got 2pawn shop

 

Daryl Morey ‏@dmorey

More best answers: "anyone who is projected ahead of U that U think U R better than?" ALL OF THEM "Have you ever seen them play?" NEVER

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