Matt Ryan's thoughts on facing the Kraken again...

[xclr82xtc]

ya gotta get a cleanse man,  eat healthy.. and if necessary, finger in the butt wipe. 

 

 

gotta do what you gotta do..

[LxDunn]

That's why I buy black or dark blue boxer briefs. Provides the freedom I crave but the comfort I need, all while effectively hiding any and all poo residue from an unsuspecting lover.

This!

[KJ89]

Man this thread has made me more damn conscious of my crusty ass than before and it is now more annoying than ever.

[Fiz]

I shower after every poop and I don't give a poo if people look down on me for that.

[2jakefansinva]

I'm old enough........... not to give a f*ck !

[beastson]

I shower after every poop and I don't give a poo if people look down on me for that.

 

This thread teaches a lesson, a lesson I learned a while ago

 

Nobody is original or alone in this world. You think it's just you, it's not

 

I don't take a whole shower though, I do however run the bath water and handle my business that way. Only takes about a minute

[the butch]

You know what's the worst? When you're in a situation where you can't get to a bathroom and your asshole is so irritated, and itchy uncomfortable due to that dry fecal matter that's stuck in there. It's the worst fuging feeling ever.. But that feel you get when you finally get to the bathroom and take that first hard wipe might be better than sex. How is this panther related? Because I'm sure fua shlts his pants on the daily THATS WHY.

 

Out of all the posters to adopt Gettleman as their "Adopt a Panther," you, sir, might be the most appropriate.  Touché.

[the butch]

Am I the first person in this thread to suggest baby wipes?  Nature's magic eraser.

[CLTPanther]

Has anyone ever shart in the bath tub?

[jayflip]

I shower after every poop and I don't give a poo if people look down on me for that.

I do my best to poo in the morning so I can immediately shower after. If I have to poo mid-work, I usually shower as soon as I get home then head out into the world.

[cavic7585]

One day I was so balls deep in video games i was to lazy to go out and buy toilet paper. I had to take a shower every time a had to crap. I took around 6 showers on that saturday.

[Fiz]

Lol if you don't just poo in the shower and stomp it down the drain.

[Kelp]

Here are some quote from Matt Ryan regarding playing CJ and Hardy again...

"Well my pussy is really tight so I hope they take it easy."

"I like when hardy puts it in my mouth while CJ pounds me from behind, just wish he would pull my hair lolz"

"All I know is at the end of the day, as long as they both finish on my face ill be a happy little boy!"

You shoulda seen the look on Erin Andrews face....

[2plankingpanther]

What's the deal with women's asses being so much more cleaner than men's? Is it my ass hair? Because I wear loose boxers, wipe, and then bidet or moist towelette, and skid marks are seemingly unavoidable. My lady wears thongs that are literally up her ass for twelve hours a day and there is nary a blemish.

Lots of beer farts will do that-butt cheese!