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Only better scenarios I can think of is a Herschel Walker level trade for Cmac, or Fitty pulls a Draft Day type trade.

I prefer to see him as Chris Farley with cybernetic enhancements.

That's the most lineman looking lineman I've seen in a while.

Yep. I live in VT & am gunning for the giggles.

"Yeah... But I shoot with this hand."

LOL! I always find measurements funny because I'm 5'7" with a 75" reach & 9.5" hands.

Honestly, if it becomes known that the Texans/DW were trying to milk him for more & what crashed the deal was his refusal, I'd gain respect for him as an owner.

Weirdly enough, I love Welcome to the Jungle whenever it pops up in a video game.

I just got back from an advanced showing. Holy poo! This is worth every ounce of hype.

Wait... Millionaires get hotties?

I've just been enjoying the chaos. Hopefully he doesn't endure a life changing injury or death behind this line, & is good enough to let us build said line over the next few years while instilling some fug it energy.

Get a make-up artist to make Cam look like a white guy, then swear he's a heretofore unknown named Sam Leibniz. This season is gonna be a tragic joke anyway, might as well lean into it.

I... What...? Really?