PandaPancake

I can't even see the road. I'm sure it's there

I own land dammit. Now get off it

I wear fire retardant clothes so much that I've been known to get up on the weekend and throw some on. Then my fiance laughs at me

I've always thought of them as lIttle drunk people

No love for Great Divide? This will not stand, sir! Want to catch a Broncos preseason game?

It goes in cycles. Remember how many Ravens fans we had last year?

Coleman called Hardy a wife beater. Big fuging deal. You people need a hobby

Oops

I can't believe some of you still sear your steaks. Bunch of heathens

And that's fuging bullshit

Still no pic of Brees at the game. You're all awful people and i would go into great detail but my fiance changed the sheets from flannel to whatever we use in summer so my contempt has gone down greatly

Crab legs is one of those things that could easily be written off as spoiled. It's not like a case of beer.

No sad Drew Brees pic yet? I'm disappoint

Which Huddler do I need to kill?

I believe that's called the mini van

Is your neighbor a giant Canadian always wearing this ugly green color?

While waiting for the interview, don't be screwing around on your phone.

And o.j. was found innocent

Clark Howard? Is that you?

Yeah, we've already been over this. They think it'll be just a few fans

All of you using gas are my new best friends. Now go use some more petroleum based products.

Might as well get a taco salad

You guys need someone Rice'd?

Let me move my guns first

I'll move it! I seemed to have lost my mod powers