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You sure? Guy above just “schooled” me on how bad Slowik is because he wasn’t an OC before last season. Apparently it’s all Stroud making everybody else look good down there, I’d be careful giving credit anywhere else.

Remember to breathe while typing. So what you’re telling me is you didn’t pay enough attention to know who Nico Collins was, you had a terrible assessment of the Panthers OL situation before the season, the Texans starting LT only played 14/17 games (gasp!), Singletary 898yds 4.2ypc equals no run game, and Hubbards 902yds 3.8ypc means Panthers had a run game, because Slowik is a young coach that was unproven before last year, that means he can’t be a better coach than what we had, and Stroud would have made our receivers run faster and better routes, and kept our OL from falling on their asses? So you think Stroud would have had an even better year on the Panthers last year than he had on the Texans. What a schooling. Thanks. The breathless ranting and capitalizing is sure making me take you super seriously.

Diontae Johnson is going to make a huge difference for us. That second play where the safety went to help the CB with coverage over top doesn’t happen with last years receivers. If that’s Mingo on the outside the safety can just sit down in that gap without offering help over top. Huge difference.

I’m assuming this is just a matter of having the extra active roster spot for the first 4 weeks as opposed to having Brooks take the spot knowing he’d be back week 3 at the earliest.

Huddle legend Bailey Zappe.

We did sign him. I doubt we do it again though.

Yep, nobody watched this poo every week. And we’re imagining having the lowest rated guard in the league. And also our LT having the 3rd most false starts in the league is clearly a made up stat. I’m sure cutting our starting center right after handing him a big contract had nothing to do with him being terrible. This is where you lose all illusion of being objective.

Having CJ wouldn’t have made the OL or receivers good. Pretty simple. Notice how 2 of the worst poo the bed ruin the play moments from this film breakdown were last years players attempting to work together? Zavala and Ickey doing god knows what leading to pressure in the QBs face and Mingo and Theilen destroying a concept. What math do you need?

Bryce could go 28/30 with 8 touchdowns and some of these folks would still have something negative to say, just ignore them.

He missed a lot of practices playing it safe with some minor injuries, that’s why he’s behind. Not rocket science.

He’s had a good preseason and camp, so I was encouraged when Canales said they were going to look at his whole body of work including past years, because I don’t believe in him. I think he’s just turned it up with the shadow of being cut looming but once he makes an actual team we’ll still see the same lazy poo.

Looks like we’re going to have another week of cutting a RB who just scored a td for us.

Yeah I think people have greatly overrated our defense from last year. When you watched the games they weren’t that good. I know at one point we were like 31/32 in points allowed and the 32 had just given up 70 to Miami.

It’s preseason. No Clowney, no Wonnum, etc.

No Corbett, Lewis, or Johnson. Hope this is as vanilla as possible, please no risks with basically last years receivers and OL.

Way to also quote the part where he said the sleeping in lasted about a week before he got back to working out every day. Or ignore the fact that we know he worked in Cali with several teammates privately. Why are we talking about this again? Aaron Rodgers does darkness retreats, Tom Brady does fashion shows, Mahomes shoots commercials and has a wife. You think to be a top QB you can’t take literally a couple chill weeks ever? All these other guys have a playbook in front of them while they’re chilling in the Bahamas with a pina colada? Has to be nothing but football 365 24/7? Honestly this is so stupid and ridiculous and shows just how much of a hard on some of you have for hating on one player no matter what he does.

Is that a real quote? I’ve always made fun of Mike Glennon, especially since he went to Moo U, but if he actually said that, that is hilarious. Reads like a David Sedaris.

OP clearly expected more support here based on how most threads end up. Which he got in the second post of the thread btw, then once all the poo emojis started rolling in I’m sure that kept most others from joining in. But it’s clearly not just one fan.

Yep, count me as one who wanted to take that Brian Burns trade and evaluate our roster depth once that season went in the shitter. But this dude talking about tanking after 2 preseason games is just embarrassing.

But I thought everybody wanted Bryce Young to succeed?

The goalposts have been moved so much you don’t even know what the original point was, so here’s a summary: OP: “the best teams in the NFL are all playing their starters in the preseason” Me: “That is factually incorrect” gives multiple examples, not just QBs. Somebody else: Well a team with new coaches, schemes, etc. needs to play their starters. (Goal posts moved) Me: Gives Justin Herbert example (bad example due to injury). You: Herbert a bad example because he is injured. Talks about OL needing to play, which I would agree with but I think part of that has been minor injuries and whatever “personal matters” Damien Lewis was dealing with. Either way, moving goal posts to the OL. Me: Ok, but what about Hurts, Mayfield, etc. (I lost sight of the original Justin Herbert point at this point because, you know, the moving goal posts. However, Mayfield and Hurts are 2 examples I gave that are working with new coaches, plays, etc. which was the Justin Herbert point) You: Vets versus first round QBs drafted the past 2 years. Goal posts moved again. The original point was simply that it’s incorrect to say all the best teams have been playing their starters this preseason.

In perhaps my greatest take of all time I said back then that Kelvin Benjamin would bust because he had a fat face and feminine features.

Just off the top of my head without going back and counting games or whatever: Josh Norman, Greg Hardy, David Gettis, Andrew Norwell, Kevin Greene, Mike Mitchell, Robbie Anderson, Haason Reddick, Jeff Otah, Steve Beuerlein, wasn’t Mike Remmer good one year then hot garbage the rest? Maake Kemeoatu? I don’t remember if we got a year out of him.

You have to play us! That season was so hype. I think that was the season Greg Hardy went off, too, no spoon.