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electro's horse

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  1. Yeah. Banging out details I’m sure. gonna laugh my ass off if it’s to the bucs.
  2. Or his father will force a trade just like Eli manning. Except instead of Tomlinson we’ll draft like akili smith and Peter Warrick
  3. By rate, production, eyeball test, whatever. I have said multiple times that a major part of the line struggles in 2023 were due to Bryce not knowing how to adjust coverage, not having a consistent drop back, being unable to find throwing windows, and just generally not being to operate in a modern nfl system. Bryce clearly doesn’t know what he’s looking at out there. In the secondary he’s so inaccurate it doesn’t matter. No real point disguising coverages if you have no idea where the ball is actually going to go. In the front seven Bryce has shown he doesn’t understand…anything. Saints this season were just using the playbook from nfl blitz and he couldn’t figure it out bryces drop back is never the same. As an offensive lineman you can’t do anything that requires timing. You can’t run screens. You never know if he’s going to the spot as designed, or walking slowly, or if he’s running out of the pocket right away or staring down something that’s not open. Are the tackles blocking up or down? They don’t have eyes in the back of their heads we know Bryce can’t see over the line or find throwing lanes consistently. Moton_too_tall.jpg The offensive line has been the bright spot for this team weekly, record not withstanding. after a month + of competent qb play, the line is going to look like poo on Sunday. Even with Dalton the team wasn’t going to be competitive against the broncos. The line would have probably held their own. With Bryce back, Sunday is going to look like that scene from event horizon.
  4. rattler went 25/35 (71% completion) for 172 yards (4.9 ypa), 0 TD, 0 INT for an 82 qb rating bryce has a career average per game of 59.5 completion %, 5.4 ypa, 2.1 TD/game and 1.9 int/game (basically a wash) bryce has been sitting on the couch for the last month+, only getting up to go shop at the mall for hats or find the charger for the computer he's watching netflix on. If he does better in denver sunday than spencer rattler, it would arguably be one of the better games of his career. he is goddamn trash
  5. lmao bryce looking like he's being interviewed at verdun
  6. the bar for bryce is so goddamn low that i can't even trip over it. if he went like 9/16 125 1 int you'd have threads on here screaming that he was their best option moving forward obviously elon has turned twitter into a right wing cesspool but he must secretly be a bryce fan because all my suggested tweets are "year one bryce would cook with this roster" paired with compilation vidoes of all 7 of the nfl level throws he made in 2023.
  7. He’s absolutely created a rift that wasn’t there before, between the vocal, annoying people who think “Bryce can’t fail he can only be failed” and everyone else with developed frontal lobes. and being less of a scam than Ian thomas is a given. Enron and Madoff would have walked if they could have compared their accusations against Ian.
  8. honestly i think this is probably what we need to heal as a franchise. if he was cut, you'd always have a small sub group of idiots obsessing about "what could have been" and bryce has done enough damage to the fan base as is. this way, we all get to see him die together. it will be healing in a way, the way human funeral ceremonies through the millenia often have similiarities. we will send bryce to valhalla on a flaming ship! but instead of a ship it'll be the 5gallon bucket he's swept up into after the first quarter.
  9. Lmao what does Canales even say to the rest of the team
  10. Dave tepper absolutely deserves the humiliation he’s about to endure.
  11. Dave talking to Bryce about the game plan against Denver
  12. Well unfortunately the panthers can screw themselves out of a trade. darnold has the requisite physical ability. Not only does Bryce not that, he’s shown he has none of the skills that we’re supposed to overcome it. He’s not a developmental project because there’s nothing to develop. if you’re just saying “well someone always gucks up: look at the panthers” then I am saying Bryce’s shittiness transcends blind faith and hope and optimism.
  13. competent 3rd string qb play is so far down the list of priorities heading into this season lmao of course its going to come up
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