cookinbrak

It keeps the cheese fresher......

What do you expect, it's a girls bike.

I regret nothingggggg......

Her and the guy in the Buick commercial are in the Rooms To Go commercial.

This is me, completely.

Dogs first year.

Yeah, if you stare at the right spot and focus/unfocus, it just goes back and forth.

So....is that thing a Squirrel Nut Zipper?

One swing, two strikes......

So, high quality female nudity is deleted, but grandma boobies are OK?

Dumbasses. That's not a camera. Bitches be stupid.

On a similar/side note....How come, when I order tea, do they ask "Sweet or unsweetened"? If I order Pepsi, they don't ask "Regular or diet?". If I want unsweetened tea, I'll say "Unsweetened tea, please". Iced tea is sweetened. End of discussion.

"Damn, T, I don't believe this boursin was allowed to come up to room temperature before it was served!" "Whitey has no concept of proper cheese preparation."

Don't know why, but I fealt like drinking tonight. So, ...

I went to my moms house and dug through some of my stuff. Lots of unopened 89 Topps, 90 Fleer Ultra, and 90 Score football, and 90 Donruss, Topps, and Upper Deck baseball packs.

Dog is like "I don't want that treat bad enough to suffer the humiliation of walking in socks." "Yes, I do."

Is this from a horror movie? At 6 seconds, it looks just like a human head opening it's mouth.

This is badass

Happens a lot. That's why I always buy a couple extra high E strings.

Since Courtney cut him off, David Arquette has had trouble finding paying jobs.

I have about 70,000 cards from the 70's, 80's, and 90's, and a few boxes of unopened cards. And about 100 Starting LineUp figures, including the original Charlotte Hornets figures.