The NFL Shield At Midfield

1 year and like $8.5 million to come out of retirement for the Jets. I don't blame him at all.

Yeah that's one of the weirdest callouts I've seen on this site in a long time. Kalil is one of the most uncontroversial, well-liked players in franchise history.

At this point I'm not sure Dave Mustaine is even capable of dying after some of the poo he's survived.

Nay I'm big on the reverse jinx though, so hopefully this means he'll be a star for us.

It was speculated that if we were making a playoff push (lmfao) late in the year he might possibly be on a time table to get back for that. I'm glad he's going to have almost a full year until his next live game action to get right.

Ha ha charade you are

Hopefully on a Saturday

Wait til you hear how NFL cheerleaders get treated

Normally the international games annoy me. But, we'll do it for you slugger. We'll do it for you.

Well it's either this or the eight hundredth thread about how I'm going to kill myself in Minecraft if we draft Kenny Pickett

Wow the NFL sure looks good right now.

I thought this dude had been in a shitload of trouble before, but I couldn't remember so I looked it up. My expectations were far surpassed: holy fug also: Bro gotta ask a big favor, I'll owe you big time for this one. I guess he was out on bail awaiting trial or something. He's big fuged now though, they're going to get him on trafficking and all that.

You okay over there little buddy?

On a break from eating paste

lol primary sources cited lol based on your username and avatar I can tell you have no idea what that means

Kamara needs to shut the hell up and not say anything unless he's been legally compelled to. He has access to resources that can probably spare him the kind of poo he deserves if he doesn't incriminate himself.

lol yeah fug this guy, this wasn't some dude spotting an NFL player in a club and picking a fight to try to impress his boys or something. Sounds like Kamara and his entourage were the instigators.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Redskins_name_controversy#Native_American_advocates_of_change Try to learn something for once in your life idiot

Yeah I've never heard a bad thing about him other than the fact that I wouldn't wipe my ass with the team he plays for. Alcohol and a bunch of people in close quarters, usually not a great combination.

2013 (I think, whichever one was the first one without conferences and the grey uniforms) was the last good Pro Bowl. It's weird, the first one I ever watched was in 2005 which was the first year I followed the NFL as a whole instead of just the Panthers. It seemed like a regular game with a few different rules. It just palpably sucks so much worse now.

Yeah seemed like he wanted to and held off. Looked like he had him horse collared which is legal in the pocket. And in case anybody is wondering yeah the Pro Bowl is boring low effort two hand touch as usual

I say fug it and draft Malik Willis at 6, go with Moton and Christensen at the tackle positions, keep Elflein at center as he seemed like the least horrible option of the motley crew we played there in 2021, start Brown at one of the guard positions, and then dumpster dive for another guard. Willis hasn't had his head caved in like Darnold yet and would be an injection of excitement which might save my job so I can fug it all up next year as is Panther tradition.

Yeah people on this site have this headcanon where Steve Smith invites Kelvin over for sleepovers and becomes his mentor and molds him into a Hall of Fame receiver. Great player but just because a dude is old and good that doesn't mean he's cut out for that. Realistically he would have probably just yelled at him in training camp, made snide little comments about him to the media, and then retired after catching 40 balls for 500 yards or something in 2014.

But yes, "Commanders" is stupid and Dan Snyder sucks. He's a piece of poo who would have never changed his franchise's name from a slur if he wasn't facing public pressure and was afraid it would cost him revenue. Which is actually how this free market business is supposed to work, or so I've been told my entire life. Really though if you think this is the biggest misstep of Dan "takes a cheerleader's driver's license and won't give it back until she gets naked in front of a bunch of creepy old men" Snyder's ownership then fug you. I'll eat my ban if necessary, later.

"So they stopped being the white man's team because they bowed down to SJWs and drafted black players?" -You, 1960s