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PleaseCutStewart

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  1. When I refer to these people, I'm talking about our actual players and front office staff. Obviously people working concessions, maintenance, ushers, etc are not included in that statement
  2. Well... For one thing Jordan love doesn't have a noodle arm and can actually throw a deep ball. I honestly can't recall a quarterback that has ever looked this awful at throwing a deep ball with Bryce. We are not just talking missing on the deep throw, we are talking about missing by about 10 yards on deep throws...
  3. These people are getting paid millions of dollars to suck at their job... I won't shed a single tear for them while most of us have to bust our ass off just to survive
  4. 1) Resign DB immediately. Re-sign Luvu if we can 2) If we aren't going to start Dalton next year, trade him for draft capital. Should be able to get a 4th or 5th for him 3) Find a way out of Miles Sanders contract if we can. If not, just cut him and eat whatever dead cap 4) Cut useless players that don't have a ton of dead cap tied to them (Ian Thomas, DJ Chark, Marshall, etc.) 5) Extend Jaycee Horn while has value is at an all-time low. Yes, I know injuries have been a pain in the ass for the past 2 years for him. But I would roll the dice that he can stay healthy-ish and extend him while he is cheap to do so. When he has been on the field, the dude has proven to be a lockdown corner. He didn't have injury concerns prior to the draft and hasn't suffered any types of injuries with a high % of reinjury or injuries that significantly impact his athleticism. 6) Might be another unpopular opinion - trade down as much as possible next draft. We are nowhere close to being even an average team. Stockpile 2025 and 2026 draft picks and go from there when we have all of our original draft picks. 7) Don't draft a QB next year unless a really good one falls to round 2 - yes, Bryce sucks and is a bust, but we just have to let him serve his role as commander in chief of the tank forces next year so we can have the #1 pick in 2025. 8. If we can't get a good coach in the offseason, give some bum in our organization the interim coach role for 2024 - please for the love of god don't hire some terrible coach again. Fire Fitterer. Same rules apply for GM - if you can't find a good one in the offseason, have some bum in our organization serve as GM for 2024. Said GM will have 0 power and will not be allowed to trade away draft picks under any circumstance. Hopefully if we stockpile future draft picks and have the #1 pick in 2025, that will be more enticing for a good coach/GM to sign with us. 9. Ducktape Tepper's mouth shut and let him have no input into draft picks ever again. In fact, duck tape his dumbass wife's mouth also. Forgot 10. Decide now if we want to extend burns for a stupidly rich contract, or trade him in the offseason.
  5. I think Hekker and Pineiro can stay also... But yeah, there aren't many pieces on this dumpster fire I want to build around. Sadly, DB is the 1st round draft pick most of our forum hated arguably of the last 10 years.
  6. Whatever it takes to get us to our next QB faster! I'm on board
  7. Nice!!! With how terrible this season has been, I needed some popcorn inducing drama to entertain me
  8. Even 50-year-old Joe flacco can throw for 300 yards in a game... Meanwhile we are excited when Bryce throws for 100 yards in a game...
  9. Is it bad that I would rather have Zack Wilson than Bryce Young?
  10. You want to keep the OC that's calling empty backfield on 4th and 1... Yeah, I'll pass on that
  11. Because we could have just ran a QB sneak or halfback dive and gotten the yard easily
  12. We are running for 6 yards a carry, so of course we call a pass play on 4th and 1... Thomas Brown better go ahead and start packing his bags also
  13. If there is any good news, As bad as Bryce is, at least we weren't the saints and didn't pay Derek Carr a billion dollars to throw for 1 yd per pass attempt...
  14. Is this the part of the game where our Bryce fanboys get excited because the Texans are going to lose the Jets? Meanwhile we are going to lose yet another game where our offense can't crack 20 points yet again?
  15. The difference is CJ has a stinker every seven or eight games. Bryce has a stinker every game... Literally, every game
  16. We need the number one pick in 2025... I have no clue what the QB crop will be for that draft, but we need our new GM and coaching staff to nail that QB pick badly
  17. Making those plays in college facing mostly awful defenses and making those plays in the NFL are a different story. But yeah, it seems like Bryce has the yips, which is even more alarming for a guy we consider the Bobby Fischer of the NFL...
  18. As bad as we are, I think we need to take some time to appreciate how amazing Derrick Brown is. Dude faces double teams for a good chunk of the game and is still able to shut down the run to his side and get pressure on the QB
  19. Yep... I've been saying that since the Seattle game. But apparently our fans think that Seattle has the worst defense in the history of the NFL and that Bryce would have thrown for 800 yds against them had he played
  20. Just curious, after we get a new coach, OC, GM, o line, wide receivers, etc. And we still can't complete a pasd 15 yds downfield, Will we finally blame Bryce? Or are we going to continue blaming everyone else but him?
  21. 3/14 for 29 yards... I'm not even sure pickles was this bad
  22. Luckily we wouldn't die from alcohol poisoning because he only attempts like two a game because he knows he's terrible at throwing them...
  23. I'm convinced our entire team is Derrick Brown and 52 other guys collecting a paycheck...
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