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My brother graduated from A&T today. How in the world do they host the ACC tournament in that World War Two ahhh arena? I’m 6’0 200Lbs. Not a huge guy by any means. I was wearing my seat man. My grandma had to take 3 breaks walking up that big ass hill, and you would expect an elevator or escalator right at the front entrance but it’s around 2 corners and hidden before another corner for some reason. The sound in the building is also garbage. It’s literally the worst sports venue I’ve ever visited.

If I had to pull a number out of my ass I'd say about 90% of married women would ditch their husbands in exchange for 50k a month in child support for the next 18 years.

Well thank god we drafted Tommy Tremble what a steal

For science

Please move to the lounge..

Context: This assumes they were stopping by because they couldn’t reach you and thought you might just be home but busy. Would this have felt normal, or would it have been considered strange behavior?

Bryce's stats are more comparable to Will Levis than Drake Maye. Make of that what you will.

They've exceeded my win total prediction by 3.

Has there ever been a season where 9 fuging teams win 4 or less games. A third of the league is in contention for the number 1 pick. The Bears haven't won a game in 3 months and they are picking 9th.

A bunch of tail whoopings handed out in the opening window

Back in the Hunter sweepstakes

Raiders and Giants winning, and someone has to win Tenn-Jax. Make no mistake about it today is shaping up to be a good day

I kind of hate Legette

Mike Evans might break the single game receiving record today

Oh poo

Who tf is Mike Boone

Analytics. Math nerds have ruined sports

It feels so good to see Mahomes get hit

Why even pretend like you caught that bullshit

I was wrong Saints are 31st

He threw for 171 yards

The best two games of his career are against the league worst 32nd Packers defense last year, and the league worst 32nd ranked Saints defense this year. The thesis of this thread is insane.

fug Denver

Canales blows

Sutton wouldn't have caught that bullshit 15 years ago