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My wife + Twilight = Creepy?


Johnny Rockets

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So my 36 year old wife and her 3 close friends are really into the Twilight Vampire series thing and they are going to the midnight showing of the movie tomorrow night. It's all the have been taking about recently. I presume that there will be thousands of other near middle age women (and women of other other ages) there as well who are all infatuated with this thing.

Aren't the vampires in the movie/book teenagers and doesn't this qualify all these women as Chris Hansen "Have a seat" predators?

I am considering calling the law on her and having her locked up so I can buy the Corvette and Harley I always wanted and live the bachelor life but wanted to get some opinions before I did.

Thanks as always,

J Rock

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My wife & Zod's wife were talking about doing that don't think they can unless they want to bring 4 kids though. Now thinking about it should be ton's of cougars out at midnight, I am going to the theaters to find some hoes straight from the panthers game.

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My wife & Zod's wife were talking about doing that don't think they can unless they want to bring 4 kids though. Now thinking about it should be ton's of cougars out at midnight, I am going to the theaters to find some hoes straight from the panthers game.

I told my wife I was going to the game and wouldn't be home till the morning, looks like my 16 year old will be in charge while she is gone.....no way she is going to miss it. Your kids may be a bit young to leave at home alone though...:D

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I saw the movie. I didn't really know what i was getting into, someone compared it to Buffy the Vampire slayer (the show). It was NOTHING like buffy. Terrible movie. Too many awkward moments, boring, slow and the female character is so frakin weak.

I read a bit of my friends book just to see what the hype was all about. they are written very poorly. I just don't get it. But my girlfriends love it, the way they talk about makes me think its girl porn, totally makes them horny for edward.

edit: kind of wish i did get it. I'm running out of things to talk to my girlfriends about. they don't like football or video games and now that there mommies they don't shop much anymore either. I'm slowly lossing them all. :(

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