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Let's revisit this painfully accurate article for some self-depricating laughs.

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https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2021-carolina-panthers/

On Matt Rhule:

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When you hire a college coach, you get a college coach. Always and forever. 

Can’t believe a coach from Baylor would turn out to be a diseased fraud, but there you have it.

On Sam Darnold:

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Just a slobby quarterback mouthbreathing his way around the field, going DUHHH HERE’S THE BALL DUHHH.

On Scott Fitterer:

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Fitterer traded for Darnold and arguably made the Panthers’ QB situation worse in the process. He drafted no one special. His best running back won’t get vaccinated. And he handed $6 million guaranteed to guard Pat Elflein, who was so shitty that the Vikings, who have one of the worst lines in football, cut his ass midseason. Honeymoon’s over. You guys are fuged.

What the fans thought:

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We traded for the guy who sees ghosts. I’m going to be a ghost before this team wins a Super Bowl. 

Christian McCaffrey is going to go 1.1 in every fantasy league and then suffer another season-ending injury by Week 3. 

It’s this poo every year. Our dump of a franchise didn’t know how good they had it with Cam. Fans bitched and moaned about him every year, and now we get to watch fuging Sam Darnold turn the ball over 34 times this season.

This team will always spiritually belong to Jerry Richardson.

David Tepper is yet another obnoxious Yankee who’s moved down south to stretch his money.

This team’s brightest spot is its social media team.

Christian McCaffrey is like watching Cam Newton’s career on 2x speed.

Matt Rhule continues the proud tradition of college coaches flaming out in the NFL.

Painful accuracy in this article on all accounts. I think the only thing they whiffed on was the Panthers leading the NFL in COVID cases. I guess that's something to be proud of? 

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