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Matt Foley

By Matt Foley,
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Cold Cat Explorer

Cold Cat

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1997- woman driver T-bones my brother and I while we're driving threw a 4 way stop.

1999- woman driver side swipes me make a wide turn

2000- woman driver hits me head on to avoid hay bail in road

2002- woman driver hits me head on because she dropped her lipstick and took her eyes off the road...

every crash/accident i've been in the other party driving has always been a woman. My fiancee says i deserve it for being a ***** in college...

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Captroop Grand Master

Captroop

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Instructions for using drive up ATM machine

Male Instructions:

  1. Pull up to ATM
  2. Insert card
  3. Enter PIN
  4. Take cash, card and receipt
  5. Drive away

Female Instructions:

  1. Pull up to ATM
  2. Back up and pull forward to get closer
  3. Shut off engine
  4. Put keys in purse
  5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
  6. Hunt for card in purse
  7. Insert card
  8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it.
  9. Enter PIN
  10. Study instructions.
  11. Hit "cancel"
  12. Re-enter correct PIN
  13. Check balance
  14. Look for envelope
  15. Look in purse for pen
  16. Make out deposit slip
  17. Endorse checks
  18. Make deposit
  19. Study instructions
  20. Make cash withdrawal
  21. Get in car
  22. Check makeup
  23. Look for keys
  24. Start car
  25. Check makeup
  26. Start pulling away
  27. Stop
  28. Back to machine
  29. Get out of car
  30. Take card and receipt
  31. Get back in car
  32. Put card in wallet
  33. Put receipt in checkbook
  34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
  35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
  36. Check makeup
  37. Put car in reverse
  38. Put car in drive
  39. Drive away from machine
  40. Drive 3 miles
  41. Release parking brake
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2shy Newbie

2shy

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Question; you are on the highway, whats your worst fear? a old old Chinese female is my most times.

Ive only rode with a couple females(me shotgun), where i didnt fear for my life. Honestly it would a world of help for all women to take a 2 week professional driving class, even some males too. Reduce the wrecks BY far, but insurance companies would hate that, same for body shops. Iphones/cell phones/makeup do NOT HELP LADIES!

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Cold Cat Explorer

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At the Video: AAAhahahahaha. The parking scene where the guy did it for her was HILARIOUS!!

At Cold Cat: Damn, that sucks. How's your insurance otherwise?

Its not bad actually. I've never gotten a ticket for any of the accidents. The woman driver has.

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