Pregnant at 71

[Matt Foley]

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

"What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,

"Does she still have the hiccups?"

[stankowalski]

Don't leave us hanging...did she still have the hiccups or not?

[cookinwithgas]

Was she hot?

[Matt Foley]

It was Bea Arthur. She died, but they saved the baby.

[stankowalski]

Did the baby have hiccups?

[CosmoGirl]

I thought you were going to say you were the baby daddy.

[Matt Foley]

Did the baby have hiccups?

Babies don't have hiccups you buffoon

[Hotsauce]

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

"What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,

"Does she still have the hiccups?"

[stankowalski]

Babies don't have hiccups you buffoon

They do if you give them beer.

[Matt Foley]

They do if you give them beer.

Good point

[rodeo]

why didn't the young doctor look up at the end? kind of rude.

[Matt Foley]

why didn't the young doctor look up at the end? kind of rude.

He had been in a car accident and was in one of those halos, Mr. Insensitive.

[stankowalski]

if he was in a car accident and in a halo, I doubt he'd be seeing any patients. I'm calling shenanigans.

[rodeo]

your story is starting to crumble around you, meat.