Do you remember the longest piss you took?...

[KillerKat]

I do. It was after the 2003 playoff game against dallas. Dad was driving back home. About 3/4 there I felt the urge to go. Every bump in the road was terrifying, I thought I was gonna piss my pants. We finally got home, Dad rushed to open the door and I ran straight to the restroom. My piss lasted at least 2 good full minutes. My bladder was filled to the fullest.

[Guest]

used to live in raleigh. Left raleigh to see a mojo nixon show in chapel hill. We were pounding beer and I had just the faintest feeling i had to piss when we left. by the time we got to the show i was ready to bust. had to get in line for tix and it took forever. once i was in i practically ran to the bathroom and pissed for a good 2-3 minutes. The relief was almost better than busting a nut.

[KillerKat]

used to live in raleigh. Left raleigh to see a mojo nixon show in chapel hill. We were pounding beer and I had just the faintest feeling i had to piss when we left. by the time we got to the show i was ready to bust. had to get in line for tix and it took forever. once i was in i practically ran to the bathroom and pissed for a good 2-3 minutes. The relief was almost better than busting a nut.

hell yeah it was lol

[frash.exe]

knicks/lakers game in 2005 at the garden. paid 8.00 for one of those big gulp coca colas, housed it, and about 20 minutes later i was gargling the piss on the way to the bathroom i had to go so bad and it sprayed like a 12 gauge shotgun. i hoped nobody was waiting outside the stall to take a poo because i soaked that toilet

[KillerKat]

haha

I remember one time sneezing while pissing in the bathroom at home....that was a disaster.

[tarheelblue89]

I probably had longer but, I was pretty hammered last weekend and I was in there for almost 2 minutes. It was probably actually like 15 seconds.

[Bobby]

I once held it from the Virginia line back to Charlotte.

I don't recommend that. Torture. And I apparently have jumbo organs.

haha

I remember one time sneezing while pissing in the bathroom at home....that was a disaster.

Ever sneeze while pooping? It was like the turd had been shot from a bazooka.

[tarheelblue89]

This thread is making my tummy hurt.

[KillerKat]

I once held it from the Virginia line back to Charlotte.

I don't recommend that. Torture. And I apparently have jumbo organs.

Ever sneeze while pooping? It was like the turd had been shot from a bazooka.

:rofl:

[Jangler]

No, I don't remember, but I did drown a chick once.

[tarheelblue89]

No, I don't remember, but I did drown a chick once.

Did she put up a fight?

[Jangler]

She had a smile on her face.

[tarheelblue89]

[STIFFPAWED]

On the way to the Monday night game against Tampa Bay in 08 I drank about 8 or 9 beers from High Point to Charlotte. My bud didn't want to miss kickoff so he refused to pull over. It was pure agony. When we got parked in some parking deck on trade street I was literally whipping it out as I was getting out of the vehicle. I didn't time it, but it had to be some kind of record. There was a small river running down to the next level of the parking deck.