Nuts in the drink (TMI alert)

[SCP]

At a Hampton Inn in Philly that was recently remodeled. They have these new low profile, fancy toilets. The only problem.... when I sit down to do the deed, the sack hangs in the water. Very unfortunate situation I am faced with.

[Goosfraba21]

Put on some tighty whiteys, cut a hole in the rear, and hang your ******* out the front flap. Although a little bird bath for the nuts never hurt as long as your dumps aren't floaters.

[carolinapanther4life]

I can recall one time on a football trip the away locker room has the smallest toilets. I just remember both of my balls being totally submerged in water. lol

[Hawk]

keep hitting the flush and enjoy!!!!!

[Happy Panther]

how is this a problem?

[SCP]

It's just so damn cold. Figured shrinkage would take charge and raise 'em up. No dice.

[88 Bronco]

ewwww saggy old man balls

[pstall]

thought this was a golf thread

[SCP]

thought this was a golf thread

Well, me balls were in a water hazard.

[Scrumtrilescent]

The tickle of the hair is quite annoying, hence why a closely shorn ballsack is the way to go.

[SCP]

Yes, but tonights situation proves that you can't just disregard the insulating power of the pube.

[SCP]

[Scrumtrilescent]

Delish.

[Darth Biscuit]

This thread is full of win.