Which way do you wipe?

[mmmbeans]

standing up?

[Doyle]

I just learned recently that midgets can't wipe their own asses. They have to use some kind of a stick with wipes on the end. As if god didn't punish them enough.

[Scrumtrilescent]

I reach around and wipe front to back (don't want to accidentally drag against the nuts!) with my right arm.

Pretty much the only correct answer, but I'm a lefty.

[Matt Foley]

How do blind people know when to stop?

[Squirrel]

I use my left hand.

[mmmbeans]

How do blind people know when to stop?

a more refined sense of taste?

[Kettle]

i stay seated and go back to front. no chance of getting any on my sack since my anus is small, and only requires a short wipe.

why would anyone wipe all the way to their nuts? a man's taint(at least mine) is a fairly large buffer zone.

[Epistaxis]

What dimbee said.

I have also discovered the magic of the flushable moistened wipe.

Surprise yourself sometime with this adjunct purchase, and witness what your dry wiping alone leaves behind.

You get all the benefit of the bidet, minus the uncomfortable "WTF is THAT" response from Joe America. Plus, no dingleberries or skidders.

[dimbee]

Y'all know if ya just trim the hair around your asshole = no berries, right?

[Epistaxis]

I'm uncomfortable with rotary instrumentation or scissors near my rectum.

[Squirrel]

What dimbee said.

I have also discovered the magic of the flushable moistened wipe.

Surprise yourself sometime with this adjunct purchase, and witness what your dry wiping alone leaves behind.

You get all the benefit of the bidet, minus the uncomfortable "WTF is THAT" response from Joe America. Plus, no dingleberries or skidders.

Or monkey butt.

[dimbee]

I'm uncomfortable with rotary instrumentation or scissors near my rectum.

Beard trimmer with a very short guard works like a charm!

[mmmbeans]

just get a friend to do it for you.

[Kettle]

i have one of those removable shower heads. ass gets cleaned daily, and it feels great