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Banned from the mall for 10 years

Jangler

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faultlessjoint Newbie

faultlessjoint

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I'm banned for life from Carowinds, but that was for marijuana.

That sucks. I came real close to getting busted at Carowinds when I was a kid. Me and three of my friends (13-15 year olds) wondered off to an area of the park that was being renovated and currently wasn't being used in order to smoke a joint.

Right as we're about to light it we see a security guard roll up. My friend (the oldest/ringleader of the group) quickly puts the joint into the hidden third pocket in the front of his jeans. Security guard/cop hassles us for a while and we end up getting searched. Luckily they found a pack of cigarettes and assumed that's why we were back there.

I was 13 at the time and it was the first time I almost got busted. Bigger adrenaline rush than any roller coasters that day, for sure.

/cool story bro

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Wither Newbie

Wither

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wut'd u do?!@?!oneone

Apparently they frown on people who are high and disruptive who push little kids out of the way to get to the games first.

Jangler embarassed the hell out of me with that poo, so I had to escort him out, but they told me not to come back either.

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I'm banned from Wal-Mart.

Also, who says an African American has to be black? For instance:

-An American that has Egyptian heritage can be an African American, which obivously isn't a black person

-South Africa has a lot of white people that live there (see above)

-There are black people in Brazil, so what about them? Are they South American American?

-Why aren't white people with English ancestors called European Americans?

-Middle Eastern people should be called Asian Americans

-Black people also live in Europe, therefore could also be called European Americans with the most of us white people

-Don't forget the guy in Crocodile Dundee that was an Aborigines. If they moved here, would their kids be called Australian Americans?

I could go on and on with numerous awesome scenarios, but you get the point ;)

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