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Things from Bachelorette Party Weekend

LifeisaGarden

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LifeisaGarden

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1. Beautiful women can be as hairy as a grown man underneath their sexy clothes.

2. Old men do party a bunch in Myrtle beach, but so do younger people.

3. Old men can not teach me how to dougie.

4. Sometimes women wear business suits to clubs & all we can figure is they are business on the outside & party underneath.

5. Gay men make the girl party a blast.

6. Canada has free health care except for when you want a sex change.

7. It does take a lot of alcohol to get a fat girl drunk.

9. Men will hook up with anything as long as they have their beer goggles on.

10. When you sit up on the balcony in a club sometimes your shoes have a tendency to fall down on peoples heads.

11. It's possible to fall in and out of a limo, twice.

12. Sometimes it's more sanitary to pee in your pants than it is to pee in a public bathroom.

14. Stray cats will fug you up if you try to pet them when you're drunk.

15. Getting free drinks from the bartender isn't that hard if you have a great booby shirt on.

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I know but apparently the men don't.

hahaha they know deep down inside, they just won't admit it b/c of the shame it brings hahahhahaha

at least we are smart enough to flirt and get the free drinks and NOT go home with the extremely busted guy hitting on us.

.....well, most of us are this smart anyways

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biscuit speaks the truth. works well for me most days.

Edit: it could be a boobie shirt, or a skirt with high heels. or you could always do both.

90% of the time, it works every timmmmme

Boobs, particularly the real life kind, make my mind go blank and my head nod up and down so as to agree to anything.

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Boobs, particularly the real life kind, make my mind go blank and my head nod up and down so as to agree to anything.

wow

I mean, I knew you guys loved to look at them and loved to play with them....but this reaches a whole new level

THINK OF THE THINGS I CAN GET FOR FREE!!!!

maybe we should start an experiment thread....

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wow

I mean, I knew you guys loved to look at them and loved to play with them....but this reaches a whole new level

THINK OF THE THINGS I CAN GET FOR FREE!!!!

maybe we should start an experiment thread....

Yes but keep in mind that for the experiment to work, we have to see your boobs. I am ready to be a guinea pig.

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