Sex toy drive-thru

[Porn Shop Clerk]

HUNTSVILLE, AL -- Pleasures, a "one-stop romance shop" that challenged Alabama's ban on sex toys, has a new, unique claim to fame: It will feature three sex toy drive-thru lanes at its new University Drive location.

Pleasures owner Sherri Williams said the store will be the first such store in the country to sell adult toys through a drive-thru window. Items such as toys, lubes and stimulants will be delivered through the drive-thru drawer in a brown paper bag, according to the store's news release.

http://blog.al.com/breaking/2010/11/alabama_sex_toy_drive-thru.html

:driving:

[Doyle]

Theyll biggie size your dildo for an extra $.50.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

"Would you like some lube with that?"

[Porn Shop Clerk]

The hits just keep on cummin':

Meet Carolee Bildsten. The Illinois woman, 56, is facing an aggravated assault rap after she allegedly struck a cop with a sex toy.

An officer from the Gurnee Police Department went to Bildsten’s home last night to investigate a report that she had skipped out on a restaurant bill. While there, the officer was hit with a “rigid feminine pleasure device” wielded by Bildsten, according to a police commander quoted by the Chicago Tribune.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/illinois/meet-illinois-woman-arrested-assaulting-cop-vibrator

Those things are dangerous and should be illegal!

[TarPanther9180]

Edit: Due to a helpful hint, I need to take the original awesome lady Jedi gif I had. I will replace it with this awesome Jedi chick:

the original is allthingsordinary.se/images/original/368__Dildosaber.gif?1255028869

[Porn Shop Clerk]

That pee stream looks like it burns. :|

[boo7382]

Those things are dangerous and should be illegal!

whoah whoah whoah now ur just talkin crazy talk

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Every girl should own a rabbit.

Better?

[TarPanther9180]

Every girl should own a rabbit.

Better?

They seem to like those bullets.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Especially those wireless ones with the remote control they can operate in public without anyone knowing.

[boo7382]

Every girl should own a rabbit.

Better?

Much better +rep. But, sadly every girl can't afford one.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

The good ones are expensive. My advice, skip out on the pearls and go for the fixed beads.

Oh, and make sure its waterproof.

[The Saltman]

The economy is bad right now. Use your finger.

[Jhyler12]

Heard this on the radio this morning, Hilarious...