“Somebody is going to eat my p***y or I’m going to cut your f***ing throat.”

[Jbro]

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fuging throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

[CatsMeow]

Who WOULDN'T want a taste of that?

[Jangler]

this story stinks

[Scrumtrilescent]

Like, nice repost you fuging douchenozzle.

[jasonluckydog]

This is so Oct stuff...

lol

I'm always up for a challenge but that is a no way in hell, go ahead and cut my throat.

[Kevin Greene]

There's something fishy about this story.

[LiQuiD]

Taste the rainbow.

[God]

hawt

[tarheelblue89]

probably not the best story to read after a night of drinking

[charlotte49er]

Dude! I hate to tell you this, but it was posted on here about a week ago!

[Goosfraba21]

http://www.carolinahuddle.com/forum/the-lounge/49100-gotta-love-west-virginians.html

[Starscream]

Sounds like a member of The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.

[SOJA]

that's one of the grossest things i have ever heard

[Jangler]

I bet she attracts zombies.